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Origin of the Chemistry Chirstmas Carols

These Scrumdidillyumptious Chemistry Carols were brought to you straight from your webmaster's Chemistry teacher Mr. Steve Colgan, Kudos Mr. Colgan!

Joey The Burnt Hand Chemist

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Joey, the burnt hand chemist, was a very clumsy boy; And if you ever saw him, you might even be annoyed. All of the other chemists, used to laugh and call him names, They never let poor Joey join in any Chemist games Then one smokey night in the lab, teacher came to say, "Joey in your awful plight, won't you clean my lab tonight?" Then, how the chemists loved him, as they shouted out with glee; "Joey the burnt-hand chemist, you'll go down in CHEMISTRY!"

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Fill the Lab

Fill the Lab Fill the lab with test tube clatter Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. 'Tis the time to study matter Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Don we now our lab apparell Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Chant we now the Chemistry carol Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. See the blazing flame before us Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Strike the vials and join the chorus Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. Follow me in merry measure Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la. While I faint from lab-time pressure Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

I'm Dreaming of a White Precipitate

I'm dreaming of a white precipitate, Just like the ones I've had before. Where the crystals glisten; and chemists listen; To explosions of H2SO4. I'm dreaming of a white precipitate, Just like the ones I've had before. May your days be merry and bright, And may all you precipitates be white.

O Chemistry

O Chemistry, O Chemistry, How lovely are your test tubes. O Chemistry, Oh Chemistry, How lovely are your beakers. Your bunsen burners, burning bright, Your sulfur smells throughout the night. O Chemistry, O Chemistry, How lovely are your test tubes.

The 12 Days of Chemistry

On the First day of Chemistry, my true love gave to me: a beaker of AgNO3 Second:       two test tubes Third:           three bunsen burners Fourth:         four lab aprons Fifth:            five calculators Sixth:            six moles of copper Seventh:      seven eye droppers Eighth:         eight fire extinguishers Ninth:           nine graduated cylinders Tenth:          ten graded papers Eleventh:      eleven grams of arsenic Twelfth:        twelve erlenmyer flasks

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