you are 30 minutes from at least three malls
at any shopping center a camaro is parked three spaces down
they made great subs at your school, and they were subs, not hogies or heros or submarine sandwiches
you know how to properly negoaite a circle
you know the last question was about driving
there was a fight in your school over a jets-giants game
you know people from 609 area code are a little "different"
you know what a jughandle is
you don't go to new york or new york city, you go to "the city" and to get to "the city" you take the parkway, not the garden state turnpike
you don't think "what exit?" is funny
you understand this conversation- "jeet yet?" "no, jew"
you wore your hair really high
there was a kid named tony in your class every year
you know there is no beach in nj, there is only "the Shore"
you can get to seaside heights from anywhere
you've cursed someone out while driving
you've been injured at action park
you know it's really great adventure, not six flags
you know what a "benny" is
you wore "bobos" at one time
someone in your family knows bruce springsteen
you know where every clip in the sopranos opening theme is
you know what a "piney" is
you have a favourite a.c. casino, not atlantic city.
you've never pumped your own gas
you've gotten lost in willowbrook mall
you know monopoly streets are from a.c.