Updates Archive



- October 12, 2005-

Hey fuckers. Not that anyone would notice or care, but I'm actually learning real HTML and rewriting this entire site. That's right, say goodbye to this shit and get ready to have your fucking mind blown by the super advanced shit I am going to bust out in the next year. Frames bitch, cascading style sheets, ad banners, this site is finally joining the 21st century. The Seventh Realm and all its compnent webpages were cobbled together over the years out of bits and pieces of HTML that I picked up on my own. It worked for a while but it looks like shit now and from what I understand doesn't work properly in half the browsers out there. Also this site is going legitimate as soon as I can raise the cash. Geocities has decided to put up ad banners that take up half the page and limit my bandwidth to like five hits a fucking day. The whole point 7 years ago was to get a free site and just make fun of shit and talk about drinking and death metal. Seeing as how I've now devoted seven years of my fucking life to this, I figure it's time to actually put some time and effort into making it look better. Let's face it, I'm not a fucking idiot, I'm just incredibly cheap. I've been doing this for seven years. Geocities is a home for retarded 12 year olds to put up pictures of their dog. It's time to move on. I also hope to make some fucking cash off of this site for once and am planning on selling out quicker than Creed after their first album. If there's ad banners on my site you can bet your god damn ass that I will be getting paid for them. The Pink Floyd site alone is number seven on Google and I've had 22,000 hits on the quotes page. That should be worth something. So update your links now because this site is fucking done. The new shit is going to take place at www.fallenempire2000.com. Recognize bitches. There is a lot of code to update and a ton of pages so all this shit is gonna take a while, plus I'm real fucking lazy. So watch for updates and gradually this site is gonna get a whole lot better. This is probably my longest update ever, but if you think I'm rambling fuck you it feels good to finally write after months of updating code. Don't expect any new shit to appear anytime soon, but when it does this site will be the greatest webpage in all of human history.




- January 24, 2005-

Hey fuckers. I've been updating the Trendy Album Review a lot in case anybody has noticed. Mostly I just found a bunch of really shitty bands and made fun of them. Whatever, writing gives me an excuse to keep drinking. I've been playing GTA San Andreas like a fucking crack fiend for about two months now and I'm about halfway through that shit. Once I get done with that you can expect a lot more updates.