It's just a harmless little bunny, thought the pirate.

The bunny had other ideas.

An hour later, bits of the pirate were still re-attaching. He lay with the bloodstained coin clutched tightly in most of his fist, and waited for the rabbit to finish chewing his left leg to shreds.

It was very inconsiderate for that whore to come and die in the cave of a man-eating bunny, the pirate thought gloomily. White teeth loomed large in his vision, and the rabbit began to gnaw on his eyeball.

He was sure the bunny was laughing at him.