25 little known facts about this Midtown kinda Manhattan Woman that you may

or may not care to know...

Ah hem...

  1. I have a warped sense of humor so, don't let the cartoon at the top fool ya...I'm not particularly fond of chocolate...okay, it's alright but, I much prefer fruity stuff...like strawberries and kiwis and bonus if it's flavored lube
  2. I'm 53. I'd thought about tagging that as '53 years old' but I hardly consider myself old (and yes, that lil pic posted on my home page is ME as I look today...well not this very second as I am wearing more clothing and my head is not turned to the side)
  3. I live in Manhattan...so close to Macy's, I could toss a brick and hit the fuckin' place!
  4. I was born at West Point, NY...yes, my father was in the Military and yes, I'm a duffelbag baby
  5. I lived in Europe most of my childhood and am multi-lingual
  6. I attended 18 schools before the age of 17
  7. I'm the oldest of 5 totally dysfunctional children of two very dissimilar parents (okay, we're all artists of some sort...go figure!)
  8. No, I'm not Jewish, I'm a recovering Catholic with heavy leanings toward the worship of the all powerful Goddess of Consistent Horniness
  9. I have several degrees in WhatNot and am currently seeking another meaningless degree in something that will lead me in a different direction (derrrrrr...ya think?)
  10. I'm currently and gainfully employed as a Manager of Information Systems. I am a geek and damn proud of it
  11. I am really a 36DD (obviously no correlation to #9 or #10 or, maybe it is)
  12. I'm single…period…the end…move along!
  13. I have however, been married...6 times...okay, I wasn't thoroughly convinced!
  14. I am a total Deadhead/Jamhead/Worldbeathead and smoke da buds and do da boomers whenever I feel the propensity to indulge
  15. I'm a multi-instrumentalist, prolific on guitar and hand-drums
  16. I lost 75lbs a few years ago and attribute that to cutting my food intake in half and doubling my exercise. A simple formula...may not work for some but, it worked for me
  17. I adore sashimi...could eat it 3 times a day, 365
  18. I have a pet named Baby: an alien disguised as a cat
  19. I was born October 5th so that makes me a Libra...with a Virgo rising...and a Sagittarius moon (okay, I'm fucked!)
  20. I masturbate whenever I'm sick, bored or am having a hard time getting to sleep
  21. I gave birth to two children before I was 21 and gave them up for adoption. Recently, however, I was reunited with my (now) 35 year old son...my grandson was born 3 weeks before our reunion
  22. I have an interesting collection of porn, mostly old school
  23. I was a junkie, needle freak...arrested a few times, spent time in the Graystone Hotel, found value in life, so cleaned up - cold turkey - nearly 25 years ago and never looked back
  24. I'm acrophobic
  25. I'm a burgeoning writer...or so I say