So broccoli, mother says you're good for me, but I'm afraid I'm no good for you. The first rule of war is know thy enemy, and I know this: cold kills broccoli. It's so simple really. All I have to do is build a machine to control the global environment. Forecast for tomorrow? A few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

Holy crap, Uhura's black?!

Oh geez, did I just hit that Ostrich [The Road Runner]? No. Are you sure? Yeah he's fine, just keep going.

Alright Meg, now here's your first lesson....If you ever catch eyes with a guy next to you at a red light, you gotta race him.....aw, this guy's askin for it.

It's a girl! ...Um, can you check again??

Hey look, there's Bigfoot! Whoa, whoa, this isn't about me, it's about you.

Hey Meg, ya mind cleaning out the shower next time you shave your legs? It's like a carpet in there!

Hey shut up Wonka!

Hey, I can get all the channels on this thing.....Meg, what are you doing at West Beverly High.?

It's always a nice day with two scoops of raisins Peter!

(Peter is out with the family enjoying the outdoors.)

Actually, we're back on the air in Quahog.

Alright men, this is a dangerous mission, and it's likely one of us will be killed. The landing party will consist of myself, Mr. Spock, Dr. McCoy, and....Ensign Ricky. Aw Crap.

(Watch out Czech Weiner booth.)

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Whould you stand on one leg? Would you act like a monkey? Would you kill a man?

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