Oo, I don't think we're through here. Is it twins?! No...it's...it's a map of Europe.

I say, am I to spend the entire day wallowing around in my own feces?? Chop Chop, a little service here!

Meg, you're home late. [sob] I stayed after school to try out for chearleading.....[sob sob] Well, don't keep me in suspense, how'd you do?

(Hanson)Holy crap, it's the Children of the Corn!

Day 171: I've sprouted another finger. Counting the one from yesterday...I'm up to eleven.

Now Chris, we're not here for fun. You're mom is countin on us to drop off the deposit, so.....let's just..uh, deliver the check and......HONG KONG PHOoEY!

I must prepare for my journey!....Grenades....mace...baggie full of Cheerios..

I require a window seat and an in-flight happy meal, and no pickles! Oh God help you if I find pickles!

Dad, my friend Jennifer invited me to hang out with a bunch of her friends...can I go? Ohhhh no, I'm not falling for this trick again, did you ask your mother? [sigh]yess. Okay then, have fun sweetheart.

(Peter scrounges up a petting zoo, circus, and clowns for Stewie's party.)

Hey, do you think that girl's hot? No! Me neither!

You're useless, every one of you! FIne, I'll defend myself and to Hell with all of you!

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