These commercials are stupid. They certainly don't make me want a Mintos. Totally ineffective. Must...Kill...Lincoln...

(Lois just finished cleaning the house. Peter just came back from fishing.)Look, I know you've been busy today, so I took care of dinner. All you have to do is gut it, clean it, scale it, and cook it.

(So that's where the missing sock goes when it disappears in the dryer!)

Hey, you hit my mom! No, I hit your dad. .... She's going into labor! ...You mean he's..going into labor..

No kidding, it could've been a lot worse if the cops knew about those other times I broke the law...

Homicide: Life on Sesame Street Some poor bastard got his head blown off down at a place called Hooper's. Bert, I wish you wouldn't drink so much Bert. Well, Ernie, I wish you would stop eating cookies in the damn bed!

Peter....come hither and give heed. Whoa whoa, I don't swing that way.

(A little too olde english)

Hey honey, you know those clam cakes you make every time we have company, I need about a dozen of those.....you know, actually, better make it like 600.

Now that's a woman!...

Nice melons....and her hooters ain't bad either.

I'm free....Free. I claim this mouth in the name of Incisor. I think not. Gasp, Bicuspid! We meet again...

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