Go tuck yourself in Well, you were close dad. Man, I still can't believe we missed the phrase 'my hairy art'.

OH man, what am I going to do if I get fired? I'm gonna have to go back to my old job as a Calvin Klein model. What was the name of the bad guy from TRON....man, this is gonna drive me nuts.

Peter, this is a surprise. I kinda thought you didn't like me. ....OH, because of what I said this afternoon? Oh no no no, I just have that disease where stuff just pops out of your mouth..'Go to hell! Go to hell!'

Hey, wanna piece of gum? Oh, thanks. Ha ha, that was joke gum. Whadaya mean? Now you're addicted to heroin. Heh, heh...I'm cold....

Run Joe, run! Alright Joe, way to earn that parking space!

You, how came you by this metal construct? I demand to know who made you!

(How the Grinch stole Joe's ability to walk)

You're not supposed to admire wheelchair people, you're supposed to feel sorry for them. Geez, since when did it become okay to be handicapped??.....aaand if he's so remarkable, let's see him do this: hey, look at me, I'm walking....I'm a remarkable man!

Sorry Wonderwoman, I've got 3 kings, now let's see your pair.....alriiight....Robin, what are you looking at me for??

Alright, if the police are gonna take us seriously, we have to waste a hostage...but who? Um, excuse me, shouldn't that be 'whom?' Okay: You.

Aha, excellent! They've detached the human component from the machine. Machine, I am your new master and I order you to go....engage.......Blast!

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