Oh good lord you saw them together didn't you?....You know the tub where you take your little baths?.....They've done it there too. uuuuuugh.

No, i reeeeeally like Potsie. We heard you the first time son, you have a homosexual attraction to Potsie.

Chris, rules are meant to be broken

Remember that time we almost got the badge for insect study? Hey look Chris, it's a family of WASPS.

Dump, next left.....wide load....all stools must go.....I love my Shih tzu....Bob's House of feces.....uh..oh come on, that one's not even real! Craps! Craps! Craps! Oh god, we've gotta stop.

Wait, did you just say? I'm sorry Peter? ..After that. I feel so foolish? ..After that. Casino's profits? ..Before that. Everyone in the tribe? Now the whole thing..

I come from a long line of you people. My grandfather's name was....Jeep Grand Cherokee.

Cmon, Lois, all I have to do is have a spiritual vision. I've had one of those before: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my AlphaBits! It says 'OOOOO'. Peter, those are Cheerios.

Oh my god, I'm communicating with nature! Oh, um, tree: If one of you falls, and no one's around, do you make a noise? Are you kidding? Scott fell down last week and he hasn't shut up about it since!

Fonz, there's been something I've wanted to ask you. You were with a lot of girls....did you ever get a sexual disease? Herpes. Twice. And the Clap......AAY!

"...and the cat's in the cradle..."

.....But most Native Americans are proud, hard-working people who are true to their spiritual heritage.... .....the Mexicans are a clean, industrious people with a rich heritage.... ....actually, the Swedish run the gammut from short to tall. And did you know they gave us the brilliant inventor Alfred Nobel?.... ....Yeah, which is more than we ever got from those free-loadin Canadians....Canada sucks.

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