I'm on to you, oh yes. Your pathetic attempts to hinder my work have not gone unnoticed. You prance around here like the cock of the walk, but will you be prancing when...when...when there's nothing to prance about?

You! You seem to know all the characters in this poorly acted farce. What to they call that one over there? That's Meg dude, you know that.

Finish your oatmeal son. Why bother, I'm just a freak, a freak!

I say, am I to strut about all day like a beggar child in the streets of Calcutta?? Fetch me something linen to throw on before I call child services!

Chris, you're hoggin up all the fans. Yeah, Well....you're hoggin up all the..ugly!

For $800, this chemical dye is found in over 95% of household products. Diarrhea. ......... What..Oh oh, sorry, sorry. What is Diarrhea.

Ok, let's go over the commands. Uh....sit. Good, uh roll over...

Do I know you???

...just a little blue thing celebrites take to help them perform...

A beautiful performance from Brain Griffin. Yay, go Brain!

There was that time dad hit that deer. That's just a ding, we don't need to get the insurance companies into this.....you could probably just buff that out. ..I would really....I would really just feel much better if I got your information.

Nothin says I love you like something from the....hey, what the hell are you doing you crazy bitch?!

Peter, Brian, stop it. Can't you two go back to the way you used to be?

Mom, have you ever had a problem with freshness? What do you mean honey? You know, freshness. I'm not sure...um...what....I'm not sure what you're getting at. You know.....down there Oh. Oh! Oh, oh oh , oh god no.

God, I hate this Freakin Cat!

Dear MacGyver, enclosed is a rubber band, a paper clip, and a drinking straw. Please save my dog.

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