Whoa whoa whoa, look pal, I don't take coupons from giant chickens, not after that last time: Oh yeah, that nice chicken outside gave me this coupon I'm sorry, this is expired. You Son of a....

*gasp* Chicken.......gave me a bad coupon.....

NOOOO! Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids. Damn long-ears trying to take Easter away from Jesus....

Hey Peter, in case you didn't know, a balloon tied to the mailbox is the internation symbol for *party over here...*

AH crap. Well one of us is going to have to change......*sigh* unzip me.

Oh my god, the government is here. Run ET, run!

Holy crap! Did anybody else feel that?

Peter, you just ate a year's worth of [dehydrated] food! Eh. What a waste of money, I'm still hungry....*gulp gulp gulp*......everyone leave, I have to poop

There you go, Mr. Swanson. These oughta keep the rats away.

This place is paradise! Yup, except for Randy Newman....just sits there all day, singin about what he sees.

Everyone knows there are only two things that can survive a nuclear holocaust: cockroaches, and twinkies.

Before the disaster I was a physician. That's terrific, we need a doctor. We sure do, let's hope you get it....now pick a job out of the hat.....ah, village idiot, that's a good one.

Brian's right, we've left ourselves defenseless! Guys, we need to make some guns. Guns?! Guns only lead to trouble. Right, and when that trouble happens, we'll be ready to blow it's freakin head off. BBesides, without guns, how would our forefathers have settled their differences?

Geez, I haven't been thrown out of anyplace since I was a counselor at the bulemia clinic Ah, man, did anyone else throw up after eating that fish last night??

Oh Bobby, I just had the wierdest dream.....I dreamt that I saw the strangest episode of Family Guy.... What's Family Guy??

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