...and the harvest festival parade theme is: "The episode of Who's The Boss where Tony sees Angela naked in the shower."???

And Joe, I've had new neighbors before, but none of them were half the man you are. And since you're half a man already, that splits them into some kind of fraction I can't even measure.

OH BABY LOOK AT THAT!

Mmm, these are delectible. Flappy, good news: I've decided not to kill you!

I couldn't have stolen it. Last night I was stealing Joe's ladder so I could steal the trophy tonight....what, it's a ladder, he can't use it. It's like taking a watch off a dead guy!

Good God, I've been adopted by a Benetton ad.

Hi, we're the ones that fed dog food to our crack addicted baby. Huh. I guess i never was good at dealing with the Authorites.

Why don't you teach it (turban wrapping) to the Chinese girl. Or perhaps she can learn after her people invade your country. And try and stop Pablo's people from using drug money to buy arms from Lee's countrymen, who will in turn will sell them to Uri's people, who will use them to ethnically cleanse the rest of this nausiatingly diverse grab bag of genetic party favors you call a family...

Hey kids, it's Santa... But you are white, Jack and Sara told me Santa was Indian. Don't be stupid, Santa is black. Santa can't be black, we do not fear him. Damn it, Santa is Asian. How can Santa be Asian? Santa doesn't drive his sled 20 MPH under the speed limit with his blinker on!...

To our neighbors!: Sure they may be black, handicapped, and a heartless sex hound, but if they moved out...some smelly hawaiians might move in. Here Here!

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