I'm Morley Safer....I'm Mike Wallace....I'm Ed Bradley....I'm Leslie Stall....and one of you is hung like an elk. (60 Minutes After Dark)

OH no, I'm not seeing a doctor. The healthiest thing we can do is ignore this and pretend it doesn't exist....just like we do with the squid.

WHoa whoa whoa, is the the price of the bill or my phone number??? Uh, your phone number.

Which one of you is Peter Griffin? THIS is Peter GriffinHAhahahahhahah aha aha aha. No wait, I'm not finished HOLDing my SIDE. ahahahahahahahahah. Haha. haha. haha.

Let's just say when i was younger...I did some films...I'm not particularly proud of.

And Stewie, I guess I'm not going to be here to see you become a man. Yes, I think we all know what that is going to be like.

YEAH, that felt good dropping me hard on the couch like that.

WHat the Duece?? Of course! It seems with Death incapacitated, my matricidal efforts are futile. I must do all I can to accelerate his convalescence. ..... Nick-knack-patty-wack-give-a-dog-a-bone...

(Stewie) reminds me a lot of me when I was his age. I just hope his teen years go better than mine...boy, talk about awkward: OH Sandy....oh Sandy....oh Sandy....Sandy?? Oh not again?! I'm gonna be a virgin forever........or am I?... *squeak squeak*

Peter, are you saying if I shoot you in the head with this Channel5 pistol, you'll be completely unharmed?? Why don't you...give it a shot. AH! AH! AH!......ehehehe.

ANd since the laws of death no longer apply, I can do this!

OH Jack, now we can get married and everything you promised! Uh, yeah, about that. I was pretty sure I was gonna die....actually there's this girl in NY, and it's gettin kinda serious. But hey, thanks for letting me draw you naked. Haha, I still can't believe you let me do that!

Peter: So, what, the only way to set things right is for me to kill someone? Stewie: I know. Why don't you kill Lois! Death: No, one death isn't going to do it. Chris: How about if you blow up the Earth. Death: Too huge. But you're thinking...I like that. Meg: You could kill all the girls who are prettier than me.. Death: No, that would just leave England.........Wait, I've got it! I'm a genius....You'll kill the kids from Dawson's Creek! Peter: I knew it! I knew it! As soon as that show came on the air, I said to myself : "I'm gonna be the one that has to kill these kids." Lois: It's true, he did say that.

Hey nice plant. .....note to self, do NOT go to the bathroom.

Listen Peter, without death the world would be a terrible place. Imagine a world where Hitler was still alive.

Ooo, what's your email address? Mine is LOISMUSTDIE, all one word, at yahoo.com.

Don't worry, I'll be back real soon. heheheh, is he joking?!....hehehe.

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