May I present this year's hottest toy: Mr. ZucchiniHead. He's got stupid cool hip hop style, with his little hat and his Doc Maartens. W-w-wait, this is the best part, he dances!

And what is it you want to patent, Mr. Smith? I call it 'Smith's Theory of Relativity'....

Thanks Diane. In other news, I won't be going to the play because I'm sure it will be lousy. Tom, I'm getting late word that you're a petty, jealous closet case. In a bit of breaking news, we now go live to Diane being a bitch: Diane?.

Lois, if this is your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno. OH, oh! You know, it is so fashionable to take a shot a Jay Leno. Look, look, the fact is the man is out there every bloody night, with fresh material, and he's charming!

Art shmart, put enough monkeys in a room and they'll produce Shakespeare: Um, let's see. A something by any other name....carnation, peony? ..... Rose, what about rose....Rose works. Hey what about tulip? Rose is fine, moving on!

Hey hey, I have more creativity in my body than most people do before 9am. The only thing you create before 9am is exactly what you've turned my show into. ......... Oh, HA HA, I just got that. A poop joke? Yeah, real creative Lois.

I am an Automaton Nuclear Neohuman Android. You may call me ANNA.

Anna rules...because I kicked all the bad guys in their jewels. Anna won...thanks to my gamma ray atomic gun! Dance and shout, he's the world's greatest ninja there's no doubt. Though they tried to defeat me, they can all just freakin eat me, because he blew all of us away! In the planet of Siam, there no one as tough as I am, just as surely as Paul Lynde was gay!!

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