As men, it's only natural for us to look at naked girls. Every man does it, Even Mr. Rogers. Hello neighbor....ohhhhh.

Lois, if running against you is the only way to get Mr. Fargus back into the classroom, then I am gonna run like the Six-Million Dollar Man...

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. But I don't want to spend a lot of money.

Wellll, a lot of nasty things have been said during this campaign, but pictures are better than words, because some words are big and hard to understand....but here's something everyone can understand:

For starters, we're making sex education more fun: Vagina junction, what's your function? Takin in sperm and spittin out babies...

Our schools are the safest around thanks to the HallMonitor XLK.

(James Carville) Oh oh god, I'm sorry, I can't look at you. I mean, I can handle ugly, but this is circus ugly.

Questions, email the webmaster at familyguymoments@yahoo.com

This site is in no way affiliated with the Fox corporation or the creators of Family Guy. For incredibly entertaining purposes only. All original material copyright FOX