That's wonderful, I'll have time to catch up on my reading! Usually there are so many distractions.

Lois, when have we ever had trouble communicating? Oh Peter, I love you. About a quarter past five.

(REMOVED FROM DVD VERSION)Let's hope Osama Bin Laden doesn't know showtoons God I hope I get it, I hope I get it......

Oh god, that's right, you have to punch in the numbers nowadays. Uh, I should know this...oh yes, 8-6-7-5-3-0-9, that's it...wait, that's not it, damn you Tommy Two Tone! Only one thing to do. 111-1111...Lois?...damn. 111-1112...Lois?...damn! 111-1113......

Do you want to see more? YES PLEASE. Then you'll have to order my next tape.

Alright, we need some wheels.... An SUV?!? We're trying to elude someone, we're not driving to soccer practice.

Yes, you've got a lot to think about...public drunkenness, grand theft auto. You left out the part where I made you smash your head on the windshield. Well, I don't recall......well, yes I suppose I walked right in to that one.

Get out, this is the part just for the men!

Excuse me sir, I'm an experienced crop dusting pilot. You can trust us completely. My friend is to young too put a seed in your daughter's belly, and I'm of a different species.

Hey, that was pretty good, but actually when you said "me llamo es Brian", you don't need the "es"... OH, you speak english? NO, just that first speech, and this one explaining it. You...You're kidding right? QUE??

Why the hell did we get off here??? Hmm, so she's in Austin, 8 miles THAT WAY?!!

Well, I say, someone must have said a funny, because your mother is in stitches. HAHA!

Lois, this is not what it looks like. She means nothing to me!

Like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode Island Bound!

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