Whoa, everything's so..significant! Aww, I can see the air. And you know what else, I finally get Aaron Sorkin's SportsNight. It's a comedy that's too good to be funny.

Believe me Chris, you don't want to mess with drugs. I tried them once, big mistake. Things got WAY too real.

Cmon Lois, people to a lot of crazy things to be accepted.

Mr. Toad, How many licks of you does it take to get to the center of a RHode Island State Prison?

*...gotta give it up, gotta give up the toad now...*

Lois, if you still haven't discovered I'm gone, please flip the tape over to side B.

*Don't you....forget about me*

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