Ugh, Lois has had the car all week, and it's just been hell getting around. I actually had to rent a Mustang.

Hey Cleveland, check out my onboard computer navigation system. Standard: Left turn ahead. Spanish: Va a la esquierda. Yakof Smirnoff: In Soviet Russia, car drives you.

I guarantee you, I am never going to hear from those guys again. Peter, it is time to repay your favor to the Don.

Hi, I'm Bob Goen, and these are Mary Hart's legs.

Hello? Hhey, Big Fat Paulie! No, Lois isn't dead yet. What do you mean you're gonna fire that hit man. What do you mean you thought she'd be 6 feet under right now and we'd be able to catch a movie. What do you...!!!!

....what's a sob?

As you know, I am obligated to grant one favor on this, the day of my daughter's wedding. While you ask me for this one, and only, favor, I will sit here and enjoy this very fine tiramisu. AWWW, can I have a piece??? Granted. Next.

OH man, am I glad I caught you! I almost forgot, don't start your ca....hey, thanks for coming.

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