My god, they're everywhere!

Don't listen to your sister, Chris. Sticking your finger down your throat doesn't make you throw up.

Alright Chris, time for some old-fashioned exercise.....like those guys are doing I say Finnius, good day to be doing squat thrusts and lifting our huge triangular iron weights. Ho Hup Ho Hup.....

I mean, what kind of lazy, narcissistic, irresponsible moron would even consider doing something as unbelievably foolish as getting lyposuction. HELLLLO.

But father, I have dreams, and courage, and the name of an excellent cosmetic surgeon. Fear not, someday word will reach you about the success of me, the great eskimo actor, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

OH this is crazy! You walk in here with your chiseled jaw and your...oh my.....

What are you looking at, you infintile....stupid.....yes, that's right, damn you....and such....

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