The last time me and Cleveland did any male bonding, we were in Chinatown. (chinese "finger" cuffs)

OH my god, my fish is gone! And he robbed me!!

Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup...

Cancel my afternoon meetings...I gotta hit more balls at this fat kid.

I'm even better than that dad on Lost in Space. We need to gather more information about this new planet. Don, you take my 16 year old blond daughter out in the chariot for the rest of the day. Penny, you stay here with me. And Will, you and the robot go out into the uncharted wilderness, and take this mincing, boy-hungry pedophile with you.

What does Hicadoola mean?? Well, hicadoola's that special feeling you get when you hold hands with your best gal. It's cheering real loud for the home team. It's catchin the perfect wave. It's obeying all the rules.....NO WAY!

This is going to be my greatest victory ever....except for the time I defeated my evil twin.

Oh god, is she dead??? No I think she's still alive....up, that did it.

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