I noticed you got a new recoptionist. Nice little body on her, eh! That's my daughter. Well, we could probably call this an early day, huh?

Hey Derek, h-how you gettin to the picnic? Hey John, you have a two seater.....eh? Hey Derek, maybe you go with John, eh? For the last time, I'm not gay!

Okay, they're in the woods......the camera keeps on moving.....I think they're looking for some witch or something, I don't know, I wasn't listening.....nothing's happening, nothing's happening.....something about a map.....nothing's happening....it's over. A lot of people in the audience look pissed.

Be my angel and set me free....please? Oh my god, you were really gonna do it!

It's just down to you and me Peter. One of us is going to win that paid vacation.

Yes, we got him! Aw, this is great. THis is the rush I've been looking for!

Oh Lois, your toast is ready......Meg's using a new conditioner.....and it's time to change Stewie. Why, that's preposterous!....oh, there it is.

...I can thrill a girl or two, but I'd rather get it on with you...

Hmm, must've got the wrong hat...

Hey, how about a little less questions and a little more shut the hell up!

What's my name?? Uh....uh.....Pea......uh....uh....Tear.....uh.....Griffin. Yeah, Peter Griffin. Aw crap.

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