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Dateline Neola- The animals are on the loose destroying fences,
ditches, houses and lifes. This is an actually newspaper clipping from the
story from the newspaper that says it is so. From the article it appears that dogs, ducks, squirrels, roosters, cats, and other animals are reaking havoc on the community; biting, barking, nipping, attacking, vandilising cars, houses, burning things down, stealing, forming gangs , etc, etc.
We feel something must be done. One resident Clara Emmons said, " I was just out there hangin' up the wash when these tabby cats pulled up in a car, and shot my husband. I just didn't know what to do."
Another citizen Farmer ElRoy LeRoy said " Why I was takin' a water turn and the #$%! geese flew over and stole my prized squash, I was so ^@!$ mad, I reached for the shot gun but they stole that too."
This appearently is the largest crime spree in the history of our town, "It must be stopped before they take our livelyhood our laundry and our beer." said the mayor. If anyone has any info related to this case please contact the law enforcement officials.