What's 300 feet across and filled with metal? No not a gold mine, It's
Brother Drew's Belt Buckle! But Drew hasn't always had a belt Buckle. Here
is the Story of Drew's Belt Buckle:Back in the day Drew was a normal everyday citezen. With a normal everyday belt buckle. But one day Drew met a man named Doug. Now, Doug was not a normal everyday citezen with a normal everyday belt buckle. Dang, it was huge!
Well for some reason or another Drew was impressed by Doug's large belt buckle and decided he would be in every way like Doug. This started the period in history we call "BROTHER DREW'S COWBOY DAYS." Drew went and bought Wranglers and even got a horse. But this wasn't enough, Drew went out and bought the World's Largest Belt Buckle. At first it wasn't to bad we used it to get better sattelite reception and as a bumper for our trucks. But it soon got out of hand every time Drewsky turned around he took out atleast five or six people. We couldn't do anything about it.
Well Drew's Cowboy Days have ended on the out side but inside he still wears his belt buckle with a smile. And although We don't get as many sattlelite channels we are still glad because TV Shows only last so long but the scars caused by Drew's buckle accidents last for ever.