The Dreaded Rug Disease
(D.R.D)
(MORE THAN A DISEASE IT'S AN ADVENTURE)

By Dr. Scooby, Rug Disease Specialist and Survivor.

The Dreaded Rug Disease. What can I say? My experience with the disease occured in 1997. I was sitting on the porch of my Grandpa's house, leaning on the rug that was placed there to wipe feet on. I didn't even notice that anything was amiss. We just sat there and talked about ants or something. When I moved to a different location somebody noticed a slight rash on my forearm. I didn't think much of it at all. I just continued speaking with my relatives. Eventually swelling in the Corneal Tissue of the Right and Left eye. With irritation of the Larnyx and other problems occuring in the upper respitory system.This arm that was swollen lady's and gentlemen was the very arm that I was leaning on the rug with.

You tell me that these symptoms did not directly stem from the touching of this rug! So please don't make the same mistake I did next time your friends tell you to lean against a rug. DON'T DO IT!!! Say "NO!" Make up an excuse tell them you, "Have an appointment with Doctor Scooby."
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