This is a list of the soul commands that people can use in
Discworld, in alphabetical order...
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W Y Z
| Soul Command | Effect |
| absolve x | You absolve x from all blame. |
| abuse x | You abuse x |
| accuse | The
Butler did it! You accuse x |
| ack | You ack (at x) |
| admire | You admire x |
| adore | You adore x lovingly |
| agree | You agree wholeheartedly (with x) |
| amazon x | You give x a deep and meaningful knee to the groin, it seems to last forever... |
| apologise | You apologise (to x)(for 'string') |
| applaud | You applaud (x) wholeheartedly |
| arf | You arf (at x) |
| argle | You argle (at x) |
| argue | You
argue the point You argue with x |
| arguments | You do not know any theological arguments |
| arp | You arp (at x) |
| astound | You
are astounded! You astound x! |
| award | You present x with the Discworld's Wibbley Bing award |
| Back to the top | |
| bah | You pause for a moment of reflection and then exclaim 'Bah!' |
| bang | You bang your head against a wall |
| bap | You
bap to the beat. You bap x on the head |
| bark | You bark (at x) |
| beam | You
beam brightly You beam at x |
| beep | You beep happily (at x) |
| beg | You beg like a dog (at x) |
| believe | You believe (x) |
| bimble | You bimble (around x) |
| bing | You bing happily (at x) |
| bingf | You bing in a sarcastically but formatted way (with x) |
| bingle | You bingle happily (at x) |
| bird | You raise your middle finger and give yourself/x the bird |
| bite | You
bite yourself You bite x (on the 'string') |
| blame | You blame x |
| bleat | You bleat (at x) |
| bleed | You bleed (on x) |
| bless | You bless x |
| blink | You blink (at x) |
| blush | You blush (at x) |
| boggle | You
boggle at the concept You boggle at x |
| boingy | You boingy (around x) |
| bombard x | You bombard x with rotten eggs and tomatoes for that pathetic joke. |
| bonk | You bonk x on the head |
| boo | You sneak up behind x and shout 'BOO!'. X jumps up and down on you. |
| bop | You
bop to the beat You bop x on the head |
| bork | You bork (at x) |
| bounce | B O U
N C E ! You bounce around x |
| bow | You bow (to x) |
| breakdance | You do a really complicated breakdance manoeuvre |
| breathe | You breathe quickly |
| bubble | I'm
forever blowing bubbles! You blow bubbles at x |
| burp | You burp (at x) |
| buzz | You
buzz gently You buzz in x's ear |
| Back to the top | |
| cackle | You
cackle with glee You cackle at x |
| canoodle | You give x a long and warm canoodle that makes their hair stand on end |
| caper | You caper (around x) madly |
| care | You
care about frogs You care for x |
| caress | You caress x |
| challenge | You
challenge x to 'string' Make your own challenges to x |
| charm | You charm x |
| chase | You chase x |
| chastise | You chastise x |
| cheer | You cheer enthusiastically (at x) |
| chew | You
chew your check thoughtfully. You chew on x's leg |
| chicken | You flap your arms and cluck like a chicken at x |
| chiko | You chiko happily (at x). |
| choke | You
choke You choke x. X breathes painfully. |
| chomp | You
chomp on a bone happily. You chomp on x's leg |
| chortle | You chortle with joy. |
| chuck | You chuck x gently under the chin |
| chuckle | You chuckle (at x) |
| clap | You clap your hands briefly |
| clasp | You clasp x |
| click | You click your fingers |
| club | You
club yourself over the head. You club x over the head. |
| code | You code like Pinkfish (at x) |
| comfort | You comfort x |
| complain | You
complain about the weather. You complain about x |
| condemn | You condemn x |
| confess | You
confess it all You confess to x. |
| congrat | You
congratulate everyone. You congratulate x |
| cough | You cough (at x) |
| cover | You
cover yourself in frogs. You cover x in frogs. |
| covet | You covet x |
| cower | You cower in a corner (from x) |
| cringe | You cringe (at x) |
| croak | Ribbit |
| croon | You croon (into x's ear) |
| cross | You
cross your fingers You cross your 'string'. |
| crowd | The
crowd goes wild. You crowd x into a corner. |
| cry | wahhhhhh You cry on x's shoulder. |
| cuddle | You cuddle x |
| cupcake | You cupcake (x) |
| curse | You curse (at x) |
| curtsey | You curtsey (to x) |
| Back to the top | |
| dance | You
dance the disco duck. Feels silly, doesn't it? You sweep x across the dance floor. |
| dare | You dare x (to 'string') |
| daydream | You daydream (of x) |
| die | You
die suddenly You die in x's general direction. |
| disagree | You disagree with x |
| distract | You distract yourself/x |
| dloh | You hold your nose/x |
| doh | You slap your forehead and exclaim 'D'oh!' (at x) |
| dribble | You
start to dribble all over the front of your shirt. You start dribbling on x |
| drool | You
start to drool You drool all over x |
| duck | You duck (away from x) |
| duh | You scream |
| Back to the top | |
| ear | Your earmuffs are 'status'. |
| educate | You educate x about 'string'. |
| eek | You eek (at x) |
| embarrass | You embarrass x |
| embrace | You embrace x |
| envy | You envy x |
| eskimo | You rub your nose gently against x's |
| exp | You raise yourself/x to a random power. |
| expect | You look expectantly at x |
| explode | You explode into thousands of tiny pieces (over x) |
| eye | You eye x over |
| Back to the top | |
| faint | You faint (on x) |
| fall | You
fall over. You fall for x |
| fart | You fart in x's general direction. |
| feh | You go feh! (at x) |
| fiddle | You fiddle with something. |
| fika | You fika (x) |
| fish | You fish around in your/x's pockets. |
| flame | You flame (x) like Signe. |
| flap | You flap your ears. |
| flash | You flash your naughty bits (at x) |
| flatter | You flatter yourself/x |
| flex | You flex your muscles. |
| flip | You flip (x) head over heels. |
| flirt | You flirt with x |
| flollop | You flollop (at x) |
| flop | You
flop about helplessly. You flop on x |
| fluff | You fluff x |
| flustered | You look flustered. |
| flutter | You flutter your eyelashes (at x) |
| fold | You fold your arms. |
| fondle | You fondle x |
| fonz | You
stick both thumbs in the air and say: Ayyyyyyyy... You tug on your jacket and point at x with both hands. |
| foo | You
foo vaguely. You foo at x |
| forgive | You forgive x |
| french | You give x a deep and passionate kiss, it seems to last forever... |
| frog | You
frog around mindlessly. You turn x into a frog, making them crouch down. |
| frolic | You frolic all around (x happily) |
| froth | You froth at the mouth. |
| frown | What's
the problem? You frown at x |
| fume | You fume quietly. |
| fun | You hope everyone/x has fun. |
| furbert | You furbert x on the tummy. |
| Back to the top | |
| gasp | You gasp in astonishment. |
| gaze | You
gaze into the wild blue yonder. You gaze lovingly at x |
| gesticulate | You gesticulate wildly (at x) |
| gesture | You gesture wildly (at x) |
| gibber | You gibber madly. |
| giggle | You giggle ('string') (at x) |
| glare | You
glare stonily at the world in general. You glare stonily at x |
| gloat | You gloat |
| gnash | You gnash your teeth (at x) |
| gnaw | You
gnaw on a bone happily. You gnaw on x's leg. |
| grate | You grate your teeth in annoyance. |
| greet | You greet x happily. |
| grimace | You grimace (at x) |
| grin | You grin ('string') (at x) |
| grind | You grind your teeth noisily. |
| groan | You groan (at x) |
| grope | You grope x |
| grovel | You grovel (at x's feet) |
| growl | You growl menacingly (at x) |
| grumble | You grumble (at x) |
| grunt | You grunt (at x) |
| grump | You bite off x's kneecap and chew on it noisily, persuading them to go bother someone else... |
| gulp | You gulp (at x) |
| gurgle | You gurgle noisily. |
| Back to the top | |
| handcuff | You handcuff yourself to a coffee table/x |
| hang | You
hang your head in shame. You hang onto x |
| hassle | You hassle x |
| hate | You hate the world/x ('string') |
| headbutt | You headbutt x |
| headstand | You stand on your/x's head. |
| hiccup | You hiccup. |
| high5 | You high five (x) |
| hiss | You hiss (at x) |
| honk | You honk (at x) |
| hoot | You hoot like an owl (at x) |
| hop | You
hop around a bit. You hop into x's arms. |
| howl | HOOOWWWWWWLLLLLL! ('string') (at x) |
| hrmph | You hrmph (in x's general direction). |
| hug | You hug x |
| huggle | You huggle x |
| hum | You hum (to x) |
| hunt | You hunt x |
| hush | You hush x |
| Back to the top | |
| idle | You idle like Pinkfish/x |
| indian | You give x an indian burn. X screams in pain at you. |
| Back to the top | |
| james | Ow! I feel good! da na da na da na da! I knew that I would! |
| juggle | You juggle some sticks around. |
| jump | You
jump up and down excitedly. You jump up and down on x |
| Back to the top | |
| kiss | You kiss x |
| knee | You knee x |
| kowtow | You kowwtow (to x) |
| Back to the top | |
| lambada | You lambada by yourself/by x |
| laugh | You laugh (at x) |
| leap | You leap into the air. |
| leer | You leer at yourself/x |
| lick | You lick your lips/x |
| listen | You listen intently to x |
| loom | You loom over x |
| love | You whisper sweet nothings into x's ear. |
| low5 | You low five (x) |
| lower | You lower your eyebrows. |
| luck | You wish x good luck. |
| lust | You lust (after x) |
| Back to the top | |
| massage | You give x a massage. |
| melt | You melt (into x's arms) |
| meow | You meow (at x) |
| mime | You mime being stuck inside a fishtank. |
| moan | You moan (at x) |
| moo | You moo (at x) |
| moonwalk | You
moonwalk like Michael Jackson, but without the monkey. You moonwalk all over x |
| moose | You run around shouting I'm a moose! I'm a moose! |
| mope | You
mope about. You mope around x |
| mosh | You mosh violently around the room. |
| mother | You mother x |
| mourn | You
mourn the slow death of frogs. You mourn x |
| mowr | You mowr (at x) |
| mumble | You mumble (at x) |
| muss | You muss x's hair. |
| mutter | You mutter under your breath (at x) |
| Back to the top | |
| nag | You nag at x |
| nap | Zzz... You take a quick nap in x's arms. |
| nestle | You nestle up to x affectionately. |
| newb | You
wander around like a newbie, completely and utterly
clueless. You turn x into a newbie, it looks utterly and completely clueless. |
| nibble | You nibble on x's ear. |
| nicker | You nicker. |
| nirg | You nirg (at x) |
| nod | You nod (at x) |
| nodnod | You nodnod (at x) |
| noise | You make a funny noise. |
| noogie | You give x a noogie. |
| nudge | You nudge x |
| nuzzle | You nuzzle x affectionally. |
| Back to the top | |
| oink | You oink (at x) |
| ook | You ook (at x) |
| ooze | You ooze (all over x) |
| ouch | Oooouuuuuchhhh! |
| Back to the top | |
| panic | You panic |
| pant | You pant |
| parp | You parp (at x) |
| pat | You pat x on the head. |
| patronise | You patronise x |
| peep | You peep (at x) like a cute fluffy chick. |
| peer | You
peer around the room. You peer at x |
| pet | You pet x |
| phbt | You go 'Phbttptblptt!' (at x). |
| phew | You wipe your brow and go 'PHEW!' (at x) |
| pick | You pick your nose/(string) |
| pinch | You pinch yourself/x |
| pine | You pine away/at x |
| ping | You ping x |
| pity | You pity x |
| plead | You plead for mercy/at x |
| point | You point (at x)/You point at your (string) |
| poke | You poke x. |
| polka | You polka x with reckless abandon. |
| ponder | You ponder (x) (string). |
| poofie | You poofie (at x) |
| pose | You strike a pose (at x) |
| pounce | You pounce on x |
| pout | You pout at x |
| praise | You praise x |
| prescribe | You prescribe a dose of fried frog pills for x. |
| prod | You prod x |
| promise | You promise (string) to x |
| protest | You protest (string) |
| puke | You brighten up the place/You puke on x |
| pull | You pull yourself together/(string)/x together |
| purr | You purr contentedly (at x). |
| push | You push x over, making it sit down. |
| puzzle | You look puzzled (over x) |
| Back to the top | |
| quack | You quack (at x) |
| quirk | You quirk one eyebrow (at x) |
| quiver | You quiver |
| Back to the top | |
| raise | You raise your eyebrows |
| ram | You ram the nearest turtle/x |
| raspberry | You blow a raspberry (at x) |
| ravish | You ravish x |
| razz | You stick your thumb on your nose and razz x |
| remind | You remind x (string) |
| report | You report x to the code police |
| roar | You roar (at x) |
| rock | You rock on your heels |
| roll | You
roll around on the floor laughing You roll over x |
| rollup | You roll up an enormous spliff |
| rowr | You rowr (at x) |
| rtfm | You grab x by the hair and type out 'Read the help rules' with its forehead |
| rub | You
rub your hands together You rub x up the wrong way |
| ruffle | You ruffle x's hair |
| Back to the top | |
| salaam | You salaam x happily |
| salute | You
salute smartly You salute x |
| sass | You sass x |
| sb | You score-brief (x) |
| sburn | You
set fire to yourself You set fire to x's hair. X gasps in astonishment. X cries loudly. |
| scalm | You calm (x) down |
| scamper | You scamper around (x) |
| scare | You scare x. X screams in fear at you. |
| scoff | You scoff |
| scold | You scold (x) |
| scowl | You scowl (at x) |
| scratch | You
scratch your head You scratch x |
| scream | You scream (at x) |
| seduce | You seduce x |
| sentence | You sentence x to eternal damnation |
| serenade | You serenade everyone/x |
| sgo | You go (string) (at x) |
| shake | You
shake x You shake (string) |
| shave | You shave your head/x's head |
| shine | You shine brightly (at x) |
| shiver | You
shiver (at x) You shiver in (string) |
| shoot | You shoot yourself/x with a gonne |
| shove | You shove x over making it sit down |
| shrug | You shrug (at x) |
| shudder | You shudder (at x) |
| shuffle | You shuffle your feet in embarassment |
| sigh | You sigh (at x) (string) |
| signal | You signal wildly (at x) |
| signore | You ignore the world/x |
| sing | You
sing in appreciation of life You sing to x |
| sit | You
sit down You sit on x's lap |
| skick | You kick yourself/x |
| skip | You skip around (x) happily |
| slap | You
slap your forehead You slap x |
| sleep | You go to sleep (in x's arms) |
| slobber | You slobber all over the place/all over x |
| slook | You look (string) |
| smack | You
smack your lips You smack x |
| smile | You smile (string) (at x) |
| smirk | You smirk (at x) |
| smirkle | You smirkle |
| smooch | You give x a big wet smooch on the lips |
| smug | You look smug |
| snap | You snap your fingers (at x) |
| snarf | You snarf (at x) embarrassingly |
| snarl | You snarl viciously (at x) |
| sneer | You sneer at x |
| sneeze | You sneeze violently (at x) |
| snewbie | You
wander around like a newbie, completely and utterly
clueless. You turn x into a newbie, it looks utterly and completely clueless. |
| snicker | You snicker (at x) |
| sniff | You sniff (at x) |
| sniffle | You sniffle (at x) |
| snigger | You snigger (at x) |
| snog | You snog x (string) |
| snore | You snore (at x) (string) |
| snort | You
snort in contempt (at x) You snort (string) |
| snuggle | You snuggle x affectionately/string |
| sob | You
sob quietly You sob on x's shoulder |
| sorry | You apologise to x |
| spam | You
spam away You spam at x |
| spank | You spank x |
| sparkle | You sparkle brightly (at x) |
| spin | You spin around like a top |
| spit | You spit (in x's face) |
| spliff | You spliff up |
| spunch | You punch yourself/x |
| spy | You
spy on people with rays You spy on x |
| squeak | You squeak (at x) |
| squeal | You squeal in delight |
| squeeze | You squeeze x fondly |
| ssit | You
suit down You sit on x's lap |
| sskip | You
skip around happily You skip around x |
| stagger | You stagger around (string) |
| stamp | You stamp your foot |
| stand | You stand up |
| stare | You
stare into space You stare at x |
| step | You
do a little step dance You step on x's foot |
| stifle | You stifle a giggle |
| strangle | You strangle yourself/x |
| streak | You
shed all your clothes and streak around the room naked You shed all your clothes and streak by x |
| stretch | You stretch |
| stroke | You
stroke your chin thoughtfully You stroke x |
| strut | You strut your stuff (at x) |
| stumble | You stumble (string)/around the room |
| suck | You
suck your thumb You suck on x's ear You suck (string) |
| sue | You
feel like suing the pants off someone You attempt to sue x for all they are worth |
| sulk | You sulk in the corner (near x) |
| swagger | You swagger about/at x |
| swear | You swear (at x) |
| sweat | You sweat profusely (on x) |
| swim | You give a good imitation of swimming |
| swing | You swing x out onto the dance floor, just as the big band music starts up. |
| swoon | You swoon (at x) |
| Back to the top | |
| tackle | You tackle x in the chest |
| tango | You put a rose in your mouth and do the forbidden dance with x |
| tantrum | You throw a tantrum (at x) |
| tap | You
tap your foot impatiently You tap x on the shoulder |
| tattle | You go home to tell your Mommy on the cabbage |
| taunt | You taunt yourself/x |
| tease | You tease yourself/x |
| tempt | You tempt fate/x |
| thank | You thank x |
| think | You think carefully/(string) |
| threaten | You threaten yourself/x |
| throw x | hiyyyyaaa |
| thwok | You thwok x |
| tickle | You tickle x. X giggles at you |
| timewarp | You do the timewarp (with x) |
| tip | You tip your hat (at x) stylishly |
| titter | You titter (at x) |
| tm | You
masquerade as a giant TM and run around the room. You turn x into a giant TM and watch as everyone chases it. |
| toast | You
propose a toast to happiness You raise your glass and toast x |
| tongue | You poke your tongue out at x |
| tousle | You tousle x's hair |
| tower | You tower over x |
| tremble | You tremble (at x) |
| trip | You trip up/x |
| tuck | You tuck x in and kiss it goodnight |
| tug | You tug on x's sleeve in a desperate attempt to get some attention |
| tumble | You tumble head over heels |
| twang | You twang calmly (at x) |
| tweak | You tweak x's bottom |
| twiddle | You twiddle your thumbs |
| twinkle | You twinkle like a star (at x) |
| twirl | You twirl x round in circles |
| twitch | You twitch (at x) |
| Back to the top | |
| umm | You scratch your chin and say: 'Ummmm'. |
| Back to the top | |
| vader | You squeeze you fingers together and say (to x): 'I find your lack of faith disturbning'. |
| Back to the top | |
| wag | You wag your tail (at x) |
| waggle | You waggle your finger (at x). What has x done wrong? |
| wait | You wait (for x) |
| wake | You wake up (x) |
| waltz | You waltz around the room with x |
| warn | You warn x |
| wave | You wave (to x) |
| wedgie | You wedgie x playfully. Ouch, that has got to hurt. |
| weep | You
weep unashamedly. You weep with x. |
| welcome | You welcome x warmly |
| whap | You
whap yourself repeatedly. You whap x over the head |
| whicker | You whicker |
| whimper | You whimper (at x) |
| whine | You whine (at x) |
| whinge | You whinge (at x) |
| whinny | You whinny |
| whistle | You
whistle innocently You whistle appreciatively at x. |
| wibble | You wibble like bil (at x) |
| wiggle | You wiggle your bottom (at x) |
| willie | You lick your finger and stick it in x's ear. |
| win | You win the game! You don't need to hassle creators now. |
| wince | You wince (at x) |
| wink | You wink (at x) |
| wipe | You
wipe the sweat from your brow. You wipe your hands on x. |
| wish | You wish x a Happy Hogswatch Day |
| wobble | You wobble (at x) |
| womble | You womble around (x happily) |
| wonder | You
wonder about reality and how boring it can be You wonder about (string) |
| woo | You woo (at x) |
| woohoo | You go WOOOOO-HOOOOO! (at x) |
| worship | You worship Pinkfish/x |
| wreath | You send a wreath of flowers to x's close friends and family |
| wrinkle | You wrinkle your nose |
| wuffle | You wuffle x affectionately |
| wuzzle | You wuzzle woozle (at x) |
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| yawn | You yawn (at x) |
| yikes | You go: 'Yikes!' (at x) |
| yodel | You
yodel loudly You yodel happily to x |
| yulil | You strangle x violently, while screaming: Why you little... |
| Back to the top | |
| zip | You zip around the room/x |
| zonk | You
go: 'Zonke zonke zonke'. You zonk x on the nose. |
| zot | You
zot anxiously You zot x. |
| Back to the top |