Selphie's Slambook
We are reunited here to share your answers!
The next morning all the gang
was in Selphie's room. Squall and Rinoa were sitting over Selphie's bed holding
hands. Seifer was sitting over Selphie's table hugging Quistis who was sitting
on this lap. Zell was sitting on the floor next to Claire and
Irvine was standing next to Selphie.
"We are reunited here to share your answers!!" said Selphie dancing
"Honey, our answers? Uh... did you filled it?" asked nervously Irvine
"No, because... I couldn't answer some questions like recommend me a book
for example," said Selphie looking at Irvine with her big eyes.
"But I read all your answers" she said looking at Irvine "I'm
sure all of you have read Irvine's answers" All of them nodded their heads.
Seifer looked at Irvine "hehehe... so the cowboy's still virgin? You
haven't got any of-" Quistis punched him softly on his arm
"SEIFER!" He looked at her and continued laughing.
Irvine blushed. "Or... are you lying? hehehehe"
"That's enough!" shouted Selphie looking at Seifer angrily "Let's
continue with Zell's answers"
"Oh? Chicken wuss? The obsessed Fire and Thundaga fan?" said Seifer
teasing Zell "You like them too!" said Quistis "Alright! I like
them but I'm not as obsessed with them like him!" said Seifer pointing at Zell.
"For Hyne's sake! I'm sure not all you knew that SEIFER's first kiss was
with Quistis! When they had 4 years!!!" shouted Selphie excitedly "I
knew. I saw them" said Squall, "That's... gross," said Zell
"In the orphanage you already had feelings for him?" asked Zell to
Quistis.
"Shut up Fire and Thundaga guy!" yelled Seifer.
"Anyway... Quisty? Wasn't Xu your best friend?" asked Selphie looking
at Quistis "yeah, she is. But after she left to Dollet I haven't talked
with her for a long time" explained Quistis.
"Seifer you're sooo mean!" pouted Selphie "Why didn't write
something to made me laugh?" asked Selphie "Read the answer, ask your
boyfriend to make you laugh" said Seifer rubbing the back of his head
"Also you didn't recommend me a book!" said Selphie "Do you think
I would write the title of the kind of books I read? They're not good for your
innocent eyes!" said Seifer smirking; this time Quistis punched him hard on
his arm "I'm kidding! Do you think I'm the type of guy who reads books?"
asked Seifer.
Selphie ignored Seifer's question "Hey! That's a very funny scene Rinoa, I
can picture Squall on the floor and Angelo licking him in front of some
students." Everyone except Squall laughed.
"Oh! Rin you're right! Chris and Dan are soooo hot! Irvy doesn't likes them
too!" said Selphie "They're stupid, besides all of their songs sound
like 'I would die for you' or 'you're the only one for me'" said Seifer
imitating Chris and Dan's songs "c'mon who would die for his
girlfriend?" Everyone turned to look at Squall.
"Oh yeah! I forgot he's the only one here who would do such a thing!"
said Seifer, Quistis looked at him "ALMASY! Stop joking with that kind of
things! I'm sure you'll do that for me!" said Quistis, Seifer looked at her
"Of course I'll die for you, Quis" said Seifer kissing Quistis.
"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" "Why are you laughing, honey?" asked Irvine
putting his arm over Selphie's shoulder.
"Listen to this 'The other day Seifer and I were training and Seifer
stepped over some leafs that were over the floor and felt down in front of some
students, he started to scream to everyone'" Selphie finished to read
Squall's make me laugh and everyone except Seifer was laughing, Zell was rolling
on the floor.
"You're dead, puberty boy... also you chicken wuss" said Seifer
getting up and taking out his gunblade.
"C'mon Seifer! Don't get angry!" said Rinoa giggling "Ok, ok... Peace!" shouted
Selphie dancing. Seifer sat down again.
"Hey Squall, what is Realm?" asked curiously Selphie "It's a
metal group" answered Squall "Oh... heeey!!!! Tell me now about your
first kiss!!" demanded Selphie "That's not of your business!"
said Squall.
"Puberty boy doesn't wanna talk about his first kiss? Hehehehe" teased
Seifer "Shut up Seifer!" said Squall
"OH HYNE!!!!! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS!!!!" yelled Selphie "stop
yelling! For Hyne's sake!" said Seifer "Why did you yelled?"
"You... won't... believe... who's... Squall's..." said Selphie
catching breath "Quickly
Tilmitt, I don't have all day" said impatiently Seifer "Shut up
Seifer!" said Quistis punching him softly in the arm "Continue
Selphie"
"I was saying -Selphie looked at Seifer- that you won't believe who's
Squall's best friend" "Who is?" asked everyone in unison
"DUM! DUM! Seifer!" Everyone looked at Squall.
"Me? I'm your best friend?" asked Seifer "yeah" answered
Squall "after all I have done to you?" "yeah"
"Wow..."
Selphie closed the slambook "I think that's all" Seifer stood up and
grabbed Quistis hand "Well... we're going. Bye!" said Seifer slamming
the door. The rest of them stayed a bit longer and then they started to return
to their rooms until Irvine was the only one there.
"I'm going, Selph" said Irvine nervously "Ok... uh... why you
wrote that?" asked Selphie "Do you want everyone to know that the so
innocent Selphie..." "OK. I get it!" said Selphie giggling
"Now we know nobody is... you know" added her "yeah, that's the
good thing. Night Selphie!" said Irvine kissing Selphie "Good night
Irvy!"
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