Why Moe and Joe are upset

I had a long talk with Moe and Joe and its simple, they are sick other people getting the attention.  Who do you think helps Nick run from Mandy when she gets slap happy.  Moe and Joe get the raw end of the deal all the time and they don't like it.  They have been through so much and its time they get some respect.  I mean they are constantly getting walked over but no more.  Moe has just informed me that the next time Mandy tries to step on him due to what Thor(hehe I think some of you know what body part Thor is) does, they are going to kick her right in the behind,.. They will not take this abuse any longer cause its not worth it and theres not a pair of shoes in the world that Nick can buy them in order to keep them quiiet.