Super Mario Brothers: The re-match
smare: Daisy, Mario, Wario, Yoshi, Toad
panda: Peach, Lugi, Walugi, Bowser, baby bowser
Settings: Princess Toadstools Castle, Princess Daisys Castle, Mario and Lugi's house, Bowsers Castle, Toad Village, Flower Village

Mario and Luigi's house
Luigi was looking out the window of his house. He was longing for a person he could share his love with. He looked at his brother Mario and decided it was time to travel.
"Mario we need to get out of this shit hole. We need to meet new people. I want a woman I can share my life with," he said waiting for a reply.
"You on about that shit again." he said looking up from a letter he was reading from Peach, "Come on Peach invited us to the Castle for a party, get dressed, and in nice clothes." Mario replied.
"Fuck you. You just want to get some pussy. You don't care about my love life. I need a woman. I am going to travel with or without you" Luigi said in a mad tone.
Mario sighed, "You said that last time and all u did was come home with a gold fish, there will be girls at the party and she said something about a cousin thats about your age, now you can sulk all day or get your lazy sniviling butt up and come with" he said walking into his room.
"Fine, but I want you to introduce me to all the ladies that are available. Is there going to be alchol? I ain't coming if I can't get totally tanked" Luigi said putting on his best green suit
"of course its Peaches place" he said "dam teenagers" he said to himself. Luigi jumped into the warp pipe that carried him to Peaches house in less than 20 seconds. He ended up in her bedroom. She was half naked and singing to herself. He stood watching her for approximately 5 minutes. She finally noticed him and kicked him out.
"Luigi Mario how dare you watch me get dressed I am telling your brother about this. Go downstairs and start getting tanked now so I will be rid of you quicker" Peach said smacking Luigi across the face he walked downstairs in time to find his brother had arrived.
"Your woman has a nice rack" he said.
Mario Grabbed his little brothers ear and dragged over the punch "Behave urself this time Luigi, Im warning you, i won't hesite to spank you like i did when you where little." Mario said walking over to greet peach.
"Ya. Fuck you Mario." Luigi said walking over to the punch bowl.
"Mario did you hear about what your nasty little brother did to me? He was watching me get dressed. I wish that you wouldn't bring that little bastard to my parties. My cousin will be arriving here shortly and I don't want her to meet him. He will just try the four f's on her" Peach said in an angry voice.
"Im sorry about him Peach but i cant' just leave the little prick at home, he would trash the place with some sort party with the goomba's, and i won't let him meet your cousin, i'll introduce him to some drunk or something, if he gets laid he might behave for 1 or 2 days until he goes back into this faze." Mario said appologetily.
"He better not meet Daisy. She is a small town princess and she doesn't need to meet any loser drunks that are related to my sexy Mario. He isn't anything like you baby. Anyway he needs to stop complaining about his fucked up love life. He needs to settle down. He needs a wife or something. By the way when the fuck are we getting married?" Peach asked.
"i told you peach as soon my brother gets his own life, until then i have to take care of him, i promised my mother on her death bed." Mario said with a kinda sigh, "but i promise it will happen" he stated.
"Good. He better stay in the kitchen with his booze. Come on . Let's go fuck" Peach said grabbing Marios hand and leading him up to her room.
"ok" mario said.
the sene cuts to the main floor where Luigi just stands leaning against the wall drinking some punch. The party silences When Toad walks in and anouces that princess Daisy has arived, and sure enough in walks the brown haired skiny princess, wearing her silky yellow dress, sporting her crown of the Yoshi's and being escorted by a few Yoshi's. She looks around with her emerald green eye's then merges into the crowd, and the party starts up again.
"Now that's a nice rack" Luigi said walking towards the princess "Hey baby. You want to get to know me a little better?" he asked running his finger up Daisy's arm
Daisy looked at him with a scared and discusted look "ew" she said, "i don't even know you" she walked away the Yoshi's following her.
"Well fuck you whore" Luigi said leaning up against the wall. He wanted to have sex so bad, but he wanted to have a girlfriend. "Fuck all this thinking" he said grabbing a bottle of Gin. He guzzled it down without another thought. He just kept drinking all night. When he was finally drunk half the people had already left and Daisy was upstairs in her room.
The sene cuts peach's room where they lie in bed butt ncked, "wow! 7 times thats a record." Mario said.
"Let's make it more of a record Mario baby" Peach said climbing on top of Mario. She started to straddle him when the door flung open and in walked Luigi.
"Mario I'm gonna fuck your cousin" Luigi managed to say.
"What the fuck u talking about we don't have any cousin, u dumb teenage drunk" Mario said sitting up.
"Mario make him leave. I am not wearing anything. That bastard probably isn't even drunk he just wants to see me naked. I want him gone or i'll get my gun" Peach said
"Calm down Peachers. Mario you can't stop me from fucking that cous" Luigi said stopping on the last word because he was getting ready to vomit.
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not on my bedroom floor you fucking bastard. I'll make you lick it up!!!!!!!!!" Peach said running towards Luigi.
Mario threw on some pants and pushed him out of the room, "go do what you want just quite being a nesonse" he said locking the door then turing to Peach.
"Now take those pants off and fuck me!!!!!!" Peach said
the scene cuts to Daisy sleeping in her bedroom. Her nightgown is a light yellow colour and she is wearing her hair down. Her crown is placed on the chair across the room. Luigi enters the room and sits on her bed causing her to stir.
"Hey baby" Luigi said waking the sleeping princess up "I'm Luigi"
"you agian" she said rubing her eye's and sitting up "what are you doing in my room" she said looking cross.
"I came to see you one more time before I pass out and have to have my older brother carry me home" Luigi explained "I'm Guili" he said again She looked at him and could tell his was piss ass drunk
"ok thats nice...whatever your names is now i think its time for you to" she says proceeding to push him out the door.
"No baby don't do this" Luigi said. He looked up when he heard a sound that sounded like thunder. When he looked up again he saw two dinosaur looking thing and two other people standing beside them.
"Ha ha ha ha" The bigger dino said "I'm Bowser and I'm here to take the princess" he said snapping his fingers. The two little men looked at him and the purple hatted one came over and grabbed Daisy by the hair
"We're a gonna some fun" The little man said "My name is Waluigi and I will be your man for the next hundred years. A ahhahahhahah" he laughed as he threw her over his shoulder
"Now son take Wario to the other Princesses room" Bowser said flying away
"Ok pop" baby bowser said leading wario over to peaches room where you could hear orgasmic noises.
Daisy slapped Waluigi and tried to run the other way.
Luigi waved as he watched her get carried away. He saw a naked Peach being escorted by a Mario looking guy. She was yelling too
"Let me go or Mario will kill you. Mario you fucker help me. Luigi don't just stand there and wave you dumb shit help me" Peach wailed
"Bye bye bitch. I never liked you anyway" Luigi said then he passed out. The next morning, Luigi woke up to a bucket of cold water being poored onto his head.
"Wake up u lazy ass." Mario said to his hung over brother.
"Fuck you. I only got tanked last night because the sexy chick with the nice rack turned me down twice. I went to her last night and that's all I remember. I think I called Peach a bitch though." Luigi said thinking to himself.
"it was some dinosaur thing calling himself bowser, he took of with both the princess, we have to get them back, its not good that Wario is teaming up with people." Mario said, he was dressed in his overals and his red hat, he hand Luigi his overals, shirt, hat, and plumber belt. "its gonna be one of those days."
"Fuck that shit. I ain't saving that stupid whore that you're fucking. She isn't my problem. I won't even save the other one. She turned me down flat cold. She means nothing to me. They can die for all I care. I need some tylonal. Those whores can kiss my rooty tooty white ass" Luigi said walking to Peaches bathroom. He grabbed a bottle of advil."That cheap bitch only has advil. She can't even buy any fucking tylonal. That fucking sucks."
"I bet she turned you down cause u asked her to screw you" Mario said, "your going after a princess who has never even held hands with a guy, she's been sheltered all her life, i doubt she's just drop her pants for, now if your nice to her you might get talked to" Mario said "and living in this climete i highly doubt that your ass is white" he stated and threw him some Tylonal and fixing his hat.
"I thought that bitch didn't have any tylonal. I don't care where she comes from she can kiss my ass. I don't need any frigid bitches hanging around while I am trying to get laid. I don't need a princess I need a woman. A princess is hardly a woman. I mean look at Peach. She looks like a man. I mean I have seen some ugly women, but Peach beats them all out. Where did they go?" Luigi said swallowing his pill. He walked over to Mario and put his plumber outfit on. He always wore his hat backwards.
Mario smacked upside the back of his head, "i swear somethime Luigi i wish i didn't promise mother that i'd watch over you." He started walking out of the castle to the warp pipes.
"Well that helps shit face. Which pipe did he get into, or were you too busy watching your poor Peach get taken away. I hate that fucking slut" Luigi said walking towards the entrance to the castle.
Mario walked over to the pipes and noticed a piece of Daisy's night gown caught on a tree above a pipe that they thought they had turned off. "This one" he said handing the piece of night gown to Luigi.
"You mean to tell me that the princess might be nude down there? I already know Peach is" Luigi said as he rubbed his pants.
Mario smacked him again, "stop that, mabey if u acted a little more like a gentleman then girls might go for you, ever thought of that?" Mario said shoving him into the pipe.
scene cuts to the outside of Bowsers Castle. Luigi ends up flat on his ass out side of a dark and dungy castle the place is shrowded in black clouds. "Weird fucking castle. It is kind of weird. I don't know which way to go." Luigi said as his brother fell out of the pipe. He looked around and saw one big castle and a little one on the side. He also saw two signs forked at the sidewalk. One pointed towards the big castle and said "Peach this way". The other one was pointing to the little castle and it read "Daisy this way". Luigi looked at them puzzled. "Hahahahahaha Mario man you have to go in the big one cause I am not saving your bunk ass bitch. I like the looks of the little castle. Not too much work involved. Guess I'll see you later" He said to Mario as he walked towards the little castle.
"Yea be careful little brother, you know how easy it is to trick you" He said walking towards the big castle.
scene cuts to Luigi in the little castle trying to find his way around. "This is one weird castle. I hope I don't get lost before I finish this job" Luigi said. He walked further into the castle and found a big red door. He opened it and the little dinosaur was in there. He was inside some kind of floating device.
"Hello Luigi. I see you have come to rescue the bitch. I will give her to you if you can beat me and my sidekick here up" The little dinosaur said
"Why does everything have to be so god damned hard" Luigi said. He looked and the man with the purple hat came out of no where.
"I am Waluigi" Waluigi said
"You stole my fucking name you bastard" Luigi said taking his hammer out of his belt. "I'll beat you good" he said swinging the hammer at Waluigi. He hit him right in the head. The hammer was stuck there for a few moments then he pulled it out.
"Who's next?" Luigi asked triumphantly
"I am. I am baby bowser" Baby Bowser said.
Next thing you know there is a koopa runing for its life out of a room behind baby bowser, it runs past Luigi and right into the wall, Daisy walks out of the room holding piece of wood in her hand.
"Here's the damsel in distress" Luigi said
"Hey how the fuck did she get out" baby bowser asked
"i ain't no damsel and the only distres I'm in is that is one fucking ugly dinosaur" she said looking at Luigi.
"I'm here to save you, but because you dealt with the other freaky looking fuckers do you want to help me out?" Luigi said looking at baby bowser. Just then he was smacked with what looked like a koopa shell. He slammed up against the wall and was knocked out cold.
Daisy shrugged, took the piece of wood in both hands and wacked baby bowser with it knocking him of his flying contration and knocking him out, she then walked over to Luigi knelt in front on him and tapped his face.
"What the fuck. get off of me you ugly mother fucker" Luigi said punching Daisy in the face. He got up with both his fists out and looked at Daisy. She was lying on the ground. "Oh shit he got you too. We better get out of here before he gets up again." he said picking up the knocked out princess and running from the little castle. When he got out he managed to get Daisy to wake up again.
She wakes up holding her head and when her focus comes back she punches Luigi in the nose. "You dolt, you hit me when i tried to wake you up" she said rubbing her cheek.
"Stop fucking hitting me. I didn't mean to. I thought you were the fucking dinosaur thing. At least I actually had the heart to try to save you. I don't even get a thank you. Typical" Luigi said as Mario and Peach ran from the big castle.
"You guys should have seen it. Mario kicked that dinosaurs ass, then he killed that Wario thing. Then we had sex on the floating device" Peach said happily
"Too much information" Luigi said making gagging noises over his shoulder. Seeing that it was probaly typical that Mario got all the glory Daisy made up a bull shit story.
"yea well...Luigi ran in and beat up Baby bowser and Waluigi with his bare hands and rescued me from the hands of 15 koopas beating on me, and all with out any help."
"Why were there only two koopas guarding me??? Luigi beat someone up???? It's a miracle" Peach said happily
"Fuck you whore" Luigie said giving her the evil eye.
"..I think they were...flocking" Daisy said.
"I think we should head back to the castle" Mario said.
"Good idea because then I can get tanked again" Luigi said walking towards the pipe.
They all go in the pipe and end up back in the castle grounds. The toads run up to them and take Daisy and Peach up to there rooms so they can get dressed.
"That bitch never said thank you to me" Luigi said groggily, "I think I will go to sleep now" he said walking to the guest room.
Mario waits for peach to emerg and when she does he took he hand and lead her to the kitchen to have lunch.
A little while later Luigi wakes up to something moving his bed. "What the fuck???" Luigi asked as he picked up the covers and saw Daisy on his bed. "What the fuck are you doing in my bed woman?" he asked her.
"1 i have a name, 2 you sware to dam much, and 3 i never thnkz for your..er heroric act today" she said.
"Heroic my fucking ass. Your welcome. I will swear whenever the fuck I want.By the way. I will never do that again. Especially for a woman that doesn't want me" Luigi said looking at Daisy's dress. "Nice dress"
"thanks" she said, "and by the way i only go for guys with good pick up lines" she said kissing him on the cheek and and getting up to leave.
"What pick up line??? Mine was bad for one. For two i ain't trying any harder than I already have and three you owe me your life" Luigi said.
"You know with that im a tough guy act your never gonna get any" she said stopping at the door.
"Well fuck you then. By the way I lost my number. Can I have yours???" Luigi said hopefully.
Daisy laughed litely picked up a piece of paper and wrote down the number to the castle and gave it to him.
"Alright!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I finally have a woman" Luigi screamed at the top of his lungs
"NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Peach said running into the room
"Fucking bitch. I got your cousin like I said I would" Luigi said grabbing Daisy, bending her over his arm and giving her a pastionate kiss. "now if you don;t mind we have work to do" he said closing the door and locking it.
TO BE CONTINUED..........
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