CIVIC HALL - SALISBURY
Friday 10th December 2004


Those of you that hang on to every word of the literary masterpieces (you want to get out more!) will know that it's traditional for me to stuck on the M25 for hours and arrive just as the support are finishing their set. Well, by way of a change and despite it being rush hour on a Friday night there was a miraculous lack of traffic and I arrived on time. I thought this might have been an omen for a good night. It was a really great gig up to a point but, sadly, things came to a disastrous end but more of that later.

When I sauntered in the first support band (didn't catch their name) were into their stride doing decent versions of some punk tunes including ANWL's So What and more bizarrely a Soft Cell tune which might have been Tainted Love but I've typically gone and forgotten. Then came 4ft Fingers, veterans of many a Damned support turn. Pretty good they were too - seemed to enjoy themselves and got the crowd on their side. Especially when a cry of "We want The Damned" went up. The singer replied with a brilliantly effective "Shut the fuck up and give us a chance". Or words very much to that effect.

Then on to The Damned and straight into the songs that have become a part of this tour. For reasons that escaped me Captain came on with a spring onion between his lips.

I thought Edinburgh would be a hard gig to top but this one ran things very, very close indeed (and if it hadn't been ruined by someone in the crowd would have been declared the winner in a photo finish I think). The band were in great form and looked like they were really up for a good gig. Great sound too - Pinch's drums nice and up in the mix. He's an outstandingly good drummer you know - he was up on a drum riser this time and not tucked out of sight for a change so you could see him in action.

By the time the band were in full flight I think you could have run a small town's electricity supply for week with the energy coming off the stage. Song after song came with a drive that you had to see and hear to believe. Think the highlights were Magic Potion (again) , I Just Can't Be Happy (with Dave changing the words of his "demonic" bit completely and Captain casually laying on top of the monitors for the guitar part), History of the World, a stormingly good Looking At You, Ignite, Eloise and (to begin with anyway) Neat Neat Neat.

I was just thinking that the way things were going, the encores were going to be something special when, as Captain was laying on the monitors doing some splendid guitar during the middle part of Neat Neat Neat, someone thought it would be funny to throw a beer glass (plastic only thankfully but that's really not the point). The offending article hit the guitar right by Captain's hand. To say he wasn't happy would be an understatement. The guitar was thrown to the ground with some force, mic stands went flying and off he went followed by the rest of the band. Pinch thanked the miscreant for ensuring that the gig was over.

Scott the roadie restored some order and warned that if anything else was thrown the show was over. After a tense wait, the crowd cheered the band back on. "That applause is for you Captain" said Dave. It was too.

To my surprise Dave announced the next song as Disco Man, which hasn't been in the set for a bit. Then things took a turn for the worse - about three bars into the song another glass came from the same part of the crowd and caught Scott on the back of the neck. Bit of a punch up in the crowd ensued. Pinch sounded incredulous "are they throwing things again after that warning?". With that the band left the stage and it was left to poor old Scott to announce that the gig was over.

As Scott said "it ain't 1977 anymore". Come to think of it the last time the band played Salisbury there was a similar incident and Captain walked off then. I bet they won't play there again and who would blame them.

Still there were some brighter moments earlier including an impromptu rendition of the Stingray theme song from Dave and Captain prompting to Pinch to interject "Meanwhile, back at the rock concert". "Is there a rock concert tonight?" said Dave "who's playing?". Captain also made me laugh when he discovered he was drinking from a can of Tesco Value Bitter. He grimaced and uttered the immortal line "Fucking hell. Has it come to this?"

Shame it all had to end on such a sour note.

Froggy