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Cassie C.

Charlie G.

Sr. Mary Carol

Mike G

Battle Raps / Freestyles on students from VMA

by

Cassie C.-

 

Im the game host/ its time to play a game "roast"/ look at these three contestants all tied to a post/ ready to here wat i got to say, a toast/ No responding so ur lips, closed/ er hrm Cassie Cropper/ ur first on the list wat a shocker/ When you hear that name u think didnt her mom drop her/ it sure looks like that she wont shut up plz somebody stop her/ no one htinks that ur cute or funny/ Ur bangs are disgusting only reason id ever turn to tail to start running/ U got a dumb look on ur face that shunnin, i mean scerring/ excuse me for sterring u just a spectacle/ maybe my mirages be blurring but no its a sure thing/ Ur butt ugly trying to look like a beautiful ballerina/ I should slap u in the face with a misdemenor/ For showing ur ass in that skirt leaving all guys in the vecinty with a sad pena/ its ok ill close ur mouth with this vacuum cleaner/ attached to ur lips so they purse and bruise/ closest to a hickie ull ever get so pick a choose/ I came back i can rap leaning back all loose/ to easy of a target ur mom picked up up from the market/ went through a self serve station but learned ur diaper they forgot to mark it/ You look like ur face smashed in with out scar shit only when ppl must look it floor the petal and get befar it.


Charlie G.-

 

Charlie u suck i had stare at u for an hour of ur rasping,/ u cant sing u sit there gasping/ ill jump up and do better job rapping/ I cant stand you u come with stupid come backs like "you can under stand who?" har har u stupid motha fucka ill put u in a quicker grapple locker then that fag on ur dick givign it a lil sucka/ Turn ur lips and pucka/ ull be kissing my ass then getting hit by a trucka/ Im stucka in this game playing with names when nothing changes and ppl like u seem to stay the same/ Ur a minion never formulated ur own opinon always walk around stupid be grinning/ U need to get smacked for eating all the crutons u need to be thinning/ U go through the lunch line last/ just cause ppl want to smell ur gas that u past/ ull die like kenny and only get touched by rats./ i be checking ur stats but there be nothing left to check/ u lost couldnt get touched in a couples duet/ i come back and shoot shit/ quicker than ur dick can spew it

 

Freestyle on the number one BITCH Sr. Mary Carol

by yours truely

Sister ... FUCK YOU
uh check it check it/
Im going to flow/
and make u swallow every word that i throw/
listen bitch its my day, still will be tomorrow/
I can play C minor on the piano, im a modern day Bach/
o what a shock, check the clock/
ur half past dead times up and u need a crutch to walk/
and soon cops will come and ur body will be surronded by chalk/
U just a wrinkle bag who never made it in music/
so sad that u cry every f*cking year, and others amuse it/
Sh*t b*tch ur prayer for talent in music, jesus must of refused it/
With good reason/
im here teasing/
cause i cant stand u ur singing just one level above weezing/
Shit dont come check my paper ill take an 'F'/
as long as i dont have to see ur face and smell ur breath/
shit ill do it by email i think its for the best/
Ill cut ur piano strings and find enjoyment to see whats notes are left/
Then look u in the face tell u it was me/
Ill use my rhymes to insult u giving me time for free/
Im a freaking ray of sunshine/
Im a steal ur glasses ha ha ha another nun gun blind/
Im sorry its a nun how could my lyrics be so un kind/
Ill tell u to go a follow the light/
Then kiss my ass o wat a pretty sight/
Sh*t!! u did it u crazy bitch now i got to smack u for being impolite/
Sorry that u a pulled a boner, its tragic/
not cause wat u did, but thats disgusting giving everyone a sad stick/
Insulting u is easy not a mad trick/
ur time on earth is overlasted/
And people will do any means necessary to get rid of u even if its drastic/
Ok the end of the quarter... i can out last it/
Ill come back and cuss u out to ur face n then take a seat in ur class n sit/
I fllip u the bird while i run away with ur habit/
ill hop off like a rabbit/
put it on a voodoo doll and then stab it/
Im disgusted by ur face always where that stupid grin, when u know my feeling for you is only hate/
Your such a f*cking b*tch id blame it on PMS but its impossible for u to menstrate/
You make lesbos bend straight/
Cause u from the exorcist using the crucific to *scratch* wait/
no that shits to disgusting for even AoS to picture/
Erase that as the beat comes back throw by the mixer/
Im a trixter/
rabbit from the cereal/
Im not abstract or sereal/
Just playing the cards that were deal/
straight from hand id smack u once and twice/
shit ur an oddball maybe ill make it similar smack u thrice/
annoying pest like lice/
Shit u eat beef and feed the poor rice/
Saintly sh*t, o how sweet, nice/
And b*tch teachers will find this paper on the ground and pick it up and laugh, and over look it cause these hardcore lyrics are still be spread to soft/
ill come back with sequel and throw you off/
But ull prolly be 'singing' catch pneumonia and die of a cough/
Peace out BIATCH

 

VMA Student Diss

by

HeeroYuyZero16 (http://pub73.ezboard.com/baosmessageboard)

Mike G.
hey yo...
check that shit...
wat the fuk is with you
every day, sittin there, watchin the day go by
"look at me im a faggot, hit me, s'ok i wont die"
dumbass get a life,
"oh teacha teacha, why u failin me
i aint stupid, your the jackass cant u see,
so i didnt do my work, your the stupid one
gimmie loads a crap, i got things to do, i about to snap
whats the big deal, cant you see, im illeterate, that means I CANT READ."
I got the balls to say it, caus you aint gunna spray it,
i got the cause to lay it, sit down and take it
your a dumbass
get a clu,
wat the fuk it up wit you
you got a screw loose in your head or somethin
of course not wat am i sayin, its from all that POT, in your head wats left of your brain is bakin
can i blame you
of course i can, you bumbling widgit
your to short, three feet shy of a midgit
Hey, of course you not, wat am i saying remember the parking lot
you almost made it, almost got us killed, cant tell your left from right, now thats skill
mabye its true, wat they say,
if your stupid, its hard to be gay
do i care no not really, your still a dick
"its ok.. its just a little prick"
thats right boy, thats all you got,
cant masturbate, or else you'll blow your little dick off when you ejackulate
Got it now you stupid fuck,
no, a penny in Sr's ass aint luck
you'll never make it your a failure face it
thats a good boy, sit down, and fake it.