A Marine's Life Collected Folklore, Myths, and Legends of the Marine (Retold by Abard)

Visors of the marine became one of his favorite adidas items.  The coolness it gave to the marine when he wore it allowed him to go about

his daily business in fashion.  Also, some people were known to use them as a protection from the sun, a trend that soon faded.

Although few may know this,  the marine's great love for Adidas was passed on to his brethren, as well as his vast amounts of Adidas visors and caps.  (not to mention a cool shirt I snatched)

The marine also the enjoyed the comfortable look of the adidas cap, spicifically designed to match the marines enormously radical hair, so that those who

were near him would not be blinded by his trendy pineapple hairstyle.  The marine's caps were always to be found on his table or on his head, like a faithfull steed, ready to go at his prelude's call.

Another favorite of the marine were his adidas shorts, all made of mesh.  The shorts provided the marine comfort, as well as the ability to chase down a few brethren and use them as a punching bag.  He was so fond of them that he also slept in his shorts.  Only one pair remains with him today.  There have also been rumors of adidas socks being excavated amongst the marine's belongings, but it remains a mystery.

The marine did own one pair of adidas wind-pants, but he prefered his pants to have red adidas stripes on grey fabric.  Having only one pair, the marine could be seen wearing them daily for several weeks, before they were savagely ripped away and thrown into the washing machine. (aka death machine)

A few other adidas items of the marine included a pair of shoes, flip flops, and a long-sleeved shirt.  Little is known of these artifacts but that the flip flops were lost due to other use of them.  The shoes are thought to be currently intact, and the shirt is being used by Abard during work, where the marine's coolness shines.