Scene 3
We hear "Jesus Is
On Our Side" played with military fervor as a screen slides on from the
right, and we briefly see movies of the war in the Pacific and in Europe---Casablanca,
Guadalcanal, Stalingrad, El Alamein, et. al. As the images appear, a voice,
which sounds very much like Eleanor Roosevelt's, emanates from that same
vintage radio.
FEMALE VOICE (o.s.)
…and for those of you on
the home front, there are many things you can collect to help win the war.
Scrap metal, for one. Waste paper, for another. And those of you who have
the time and can knit, we need as many sweaters for our boys overseas as
possible…
(The screen slides
back stage right and disappears, and we are again in the Halligan living
room. JOLENE, DIXIE ANN and CLOIS are all three knitting.)
DIXIE ANN
I wanted to bring you the
latest Modern Romances, but I haven't quite finished with it. And
oh, honey, it has the most marvelous story!
She was a Countess,
He was a tramp;
They met each other
In a concentration camp.
She endured torture,
Starvation and rape;
He was the one who
Helped her escape.
Now they've three children
With one on the way,
Livin' so blissful
In Scranton, P.A.
If this had happened
to you,
How would you feel?
Isn't it incredible?
And every word is real.
JOLENE
If this had happened to me,
What would I do?
Isn't it incredible!
And every word is true.
DIXIE ANN
Clois! Don't you agree?
CLOIS
(reluctantly, by rote)
If this had happened to you,
How would you feel?
Isn't it incredible?
And every word is real.
(Lights dim, and
the screen again slides on, showing more glimpses of the war---Midway,
Sicily, New Guinea, Okinawa--- to the strains of "Isn't It Incredible?"
Then the screen disappears to the right, and we see the THREE dressed differently,
sitting in different places, but still knitting.)
DIXIE ANN
He was a major,
A powerful man,
She was a doctor
In the last days of Bataan.
He got all shot up,
Collapsed in the mud,
She found him dyin'
And gave him her blood.
Now they are married
And live on a farm,
Though he is missin'
A leg and an arm.
If this had happened to you,
How would you feel?
Isn't it incredible!
And every word is real.
JOLENE & CLOIS
If this had happened to me,
What would I do?
Isn't it incredible!
And every word is true.
(For a third time,
the screen slides on and we see more film of the actual war. Then it slides
off, and we are back in the living room with the TRIO sitting where they
had initially been. This time DIXIE ANN is dressed in a nurse's aid uniform,
and CLOIS is wearing one of an Air Raid Warden.)
DIXIE ANN
She was a French girl,
A real patriot;
He was a Nazi
The Resistance wanted shot.
She said she'd kill him,
And she tried, but instead
They became so enamored
That both of them fled.
They fled to Milwaukee
And never looked back;
He's a Marine now
And she is a WAC.
If this had happened to you,
How would you feel?
Isn't it incredible!
And every word is real.
JOLENE & CLOIS
If this had happened to me,
What would I do?
Isn't it incredible!
And every word is true.
DIXIE ANN
Now, honey, when are you
comin' to the USO?
JOLENE
Oh, Dixie Ann, who on earth
is gonna wanna dance with an old married woman?
DIXIE ANN
You act as though all those
servicemen are 16 years old. You remember Lillian Larrabee? She's down
there every night, and she must be 105 if she's a day. And, sugar, you
are as beautiful now as when you were May Queen attendant at Central High.
Isn't she, Clois?
CLOIS
Sure is.
(rising)
I'm due at the factory
in half an hour.
DIXIE ANN
You go ahead. We're havin'
dinner at the Blue Lantern with the children, and then we're comin' home
and listenin' to One Man's Family.
CLOIS
See ya'.
JOLENE
Don't work too hard. Or seein'
what's goin' on in the Pacific, I guess I should say, do work too
hard.
(HE goes to the front door and exits.)
JOLENE
We're not havin' dinner at
the Blue Lantern.
DIXIE ANN
He thinks I spend too much
time at the USO. He's worried I might meet Dana Andrews or Tyrone Power.
Fat chance.
JOLENE
Well, we're havin' Spam sandwiches
again, and you're welcome to join us. Then you can go off to the USO.
DIXIE ANN
We can go off to the
U.S.O.
JOLENE
Dixie Ann…
DIXIE ANN
Good Lord, Jolene. It's Friday
night, and there's a dance with that band down from Asheville. I bet you
haven't danced since the Junior-Senior prom. Ole Russell had two left feet.
JOLENE
Stop talkin' about him in
the past tense.
DIXIE ANN
Bein' in the Solomon Islands
is not gonna turn a left foot into a right foot.
JOLENE
I am not goin', Dixie Ann.
DIXIE ANN
Yes, you are.
JOLENE
No, I'm not.
(As THEY argue, the
music of "Isn't It Incredible?" drowns them out .)
LIGHTS DIM
