You're Sucking My Blood
You're Sucking My Blood
The first few times I balled with you,
I suffered all of love's pangs;
I was so enthralled with you
I never noticed the fangs.
But what once seemed so nice and cozy
Is now like screwing with Bela Lugosi.You're sucking my blood,
You've made me a wreck
Once I discovered
These holes in my neck.You're sucking my blood,
You're making me sick---
Get me some garlic
And get me some quick!I feel like I'm in a dungeon
Surrounded by miasma---
My heart and soul were not enough,
You had to have my plasma.You're sucking my blood,
You're making me ache---
Oh, what I need now's
A sharp enough stake!
You're sucking my blood,
Whether I'm asleep or awake---
Where the hell's my crucifix,
For heaven's sake?!