BE YOUR OWN DOCTOR
My great granddad was rough and ready,
But he often wished that he were dead---
Until the day he met Mary Baker Eddy,
And this is what Mary Baker said:Be your own doctor,
Cure your own flu;
Be your own doctor
And just let love come through
And just let love come through.
Remember when you look
In your looking glass---
The only people
Who can't stand people
Are other people---
So why be one of the mass?
Be your own doctor,
Cure your own gout;
You're your own doctor
As long as love wins out,
As long as love wins out.
Unclench your teeth!
Unknit your brow!
And be your own doctor,
Be your own doctor,
Be your own doctor now!Be your own doctor,
Cure your own pain!
Be your own doctor
And just let romance reign,
And just let romance reign.
Remember if you want
To keep staying fit,
You should be dealing
With depth of feeling
For love is healing
And doctors don't know from shit.
Be your own doctor,
Cure your own ills,
Take a heavy dose of
Love's spills and chills and thrills,
Love's spills and chills and thrills!
Unclench your teeth,
Unknit your brow---
And be your own doctor,
Be your own doctor,
Be your own doctor now!