Survival Tips

Welcome to FarmerJack's Survival Guide

Note...to the left is not a picture of me.   It is the default picture that came on this page.  I will change it to a more appropriate picture at my earliest convenience...

Featured Dilemma:

Survival When Out of AMC's or Outbound Meals...

Dear  Joshua and Chrithangie,

I am not going to touch the first question.  I have my reasons so if you have a problem....THEN BACK OFF!!!!

As for the other question, you two are very lucky.  I, with the help of my roommate, just finished making a list of the tastiest things that can be found in any normal dorm room.  (They can be found in my dorm room.  So if your "normal" dorm room doesn't have these items, please feel free to stop by my room)

Remember though, the following list (in order from best to worst, the desk being the best and the wall being the grossest) is a list of items based on their taste value...not their nutritional value.  If you are still looking for nutritional meals, I can't help you.  But if you just want a tasty meal, try some of the following.....I did.

Desk
Pool Water
Stale Tostitos
Closet Door
Rope Swing
Floor
Poster Board
Toilet Paper
Rule Sheet
Computer
FarmerJack's Bed
Hanging Decorations (Hand)
Blinds
Tim's (Roommate) Bed
Battalion
Wall

I hope this helps you in case you encounter the reality of not having Aggie Meal Credits.

Good luck!

FarmerJack

Dear FarmerJack,

The end of the semester is approaching quite quickly.  With this joyous occasion comes many problems as well.  One of those problems is that I will have to say goodbye for the summer to many of my close friends that I met this year.  How will I cope with this loss?  Another problem is that I am running low on AMCs and Outbound Meals.  What will I eat when I am all out of meals?

Sincerely,
Joshua Hargrove and Chrithangie
College Station, TX.