...If you’re here, that probably means that your last name is Blasko. You’re probably offended at our use of your name. If you look in the FAQ section you can read that we named the band after this guy we know named Chris Blasko. He didn’t care that we named the band after him and neither should you. We’re not trying to say that you’re fat or say that anyone related to you is fat. Do you even know how hard it is to pick a band name? It’s pretty fucking hard, ok? This one was the only one we could agree on and it’s going to stay. Sorry if you feel offended, we’re not trying to piss you off. Except if you happen to be a Nazi. In that case, FUCK YOU, we don’t like you.