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About the Genius
My masturbation habbits
introduction
I'm not to picky when it comes to porn.  As long as it involves breasts and vaginas.  I have all sorts of lesbian, strait ,asian, midget, black(it's just sick and funny), and even a little Canadian porn. 
  My all time record for masturbating in one day is 5 whole times.  I try to get started as early as I can, right after I poop in the morning I start the day off with a good whacking off session.  Then as the day progresses I utilize every free second I have.  Then at the end of the day I pound one more off to relax. 

  Some people like to masturebate in the shower, not me!  I just can't get into that.  I try not to juice on the shampoo and I hope the rest of the people that use that shower feel the same way.  When I jack off I keep it in my room where if I juice on something no one has to know.   

  A lot of people after hearing my habbits tend to not want to shake my hand.  Well I always tell them that I'm left handed, which I am.  Im not just tricking them into touching my jizz soaked hand.  So it is also benneficial to be left handed. 
Wud up G.  well you've made it a long way into my site,good for you.  This is the part where I tell you about me.  First I'll start with the small stuff,my name's Jared.  I likes my cartoons and and I like the ICP, TwIztiD, Blaze, Esham and Natas.
 
  My day is pretty simple, get up poop, masturbate, take a shower, go to school and watch cartoons. 

I had this deal up 18 years ago and I decided maybe someone does want to know about me so I'm putting it back up!  And just like last time there isn't much to say.

  I spend way to much time on this site, and the quality shows, by quality I mean not-goodness.