Lady of Pleasure !

From the moment I saw her I was in love with her.  Her body has the appearance of age, maturity, and experience yet it is young, hard, and toned.  The curves are all there and in all the right places.  Her form is exquisite and her color is perfect. All the parts fitting together perfectly as if carved from a single piece of Ruby.

Her massive jugs command attention and when one stares at them in infatuation she does not mind, she merely waits for my touch knowing the pleasure that I’ll receive from having them between my legs.   Watching her tail shake as she’s warming up for me before I mount her is an experience many a sailor have paid big bucks for.

.  When you mount this beauty you are not on her, instead you become one with her, you are absorbed in to her, you become one being, one entity.  She is so responsive to your touch, you open her slightly and she purrs; you feel her immediate response through your body, a slight tremble as she lurches forward in response to your touch.  Slam it to her and hold on, this lady knows what you want and responds with vigor.  She drives hard up, snaps your head back, roars out and will jerk out from under you if you are not holding on with both hands.  The Lady no longer is gentle and soft of touch. The beast in her rears its head, breath is pushed from its throat in a roar, and its nostrils flare open emitting a sound of high energy breathing, immense inhalation, the beast inside my lady is being released and damn I do enjoy the ride; Pure ecstasy, pure pleasure.

This is my Lady of Pleasure that I Love to Ride.  I’m talking about my bike here…get your minds out of the gutters…..

I’ve had my share of problems with LoP but I’ve never disliked the bike or the decision to buy her and stick with her.  At times her mother really pissed me off, but that is not her fault (kinda like a mother in-law), I still have faith that mama Yammie will find the fixes…yea…I’m a die hard.  Am I married to her….no way hey…why ruin a perfectly good relationship? (said while looking around and ready to duck)  I love this bike and even though she’s a little chatty she’s always there and I doubt she’ll ever leave me at a party or stranded on the roadside!

Bar Snake
Baron’s Star Bars
Baron’s DT Risers
Baron’s Braided cables and front brake line
Baron’s Big Air Kit
Baron’s Passenger FloorBoards
Baron’s DT Risers
Baron’s Smooth inserts
Baron’s Tach
Baron’s AIS removal
Baron’s Fuel pump relocation
BuBs Big Willys
Leather Lyke Bags
Yamaha Headlight Visor
Yamaha Turn Signal Visors
Yamaha Passing Lamp Visors
Yamaha Engine Guards
Yamaha Silverado Short Windsheild
Yamaha Saddle Bag Supports
Yamaha Chrome cable clamps
Yamaha Passing Lamp Bar
Yamaha Passing Lamp Shells
Yamaha Side Rails
Yamaha Tall Sissy Bar w/Mustang Pad
Yamaha Luggage Rack
Yamaha Windshield Bag
Yamaha Sissy Bar Bag
Yamaha Rectifier cover
Yamaha Brake pedal cover
Yamaha Tag Cover
Yamaha Chrome Grips
Yamaha Rear Master Cylinder Cover
Yamaha Chrome Shift Peg Covers(not on due to shifter being replaced, it froze in the mount)

I have added:

Kuryaykn Dually Pegs
Generic Chrome trim (front fender, tank, side covers, and rear fender)
Gorilla Ultra Compact Alarm
Cobra’s Fender Bumper Set
Cobra’s Front Master Cylinder Cover
Metzler ME 880 front and rear(going to Avon Super Venoms)
Doherty Power Vent
Drag Specialist Crankcase Filter
Valvoline Synthetic Brake Fluid
Amsoil Lubricants (motor oil, gear oil, grease)
Yamaha Chrome tail light cover
Yamaha Allen Bolt Plugs
Yamaha Pivot Arm Covers
Yamaha Shift Linkage
Yamaha Starter Side Cover
Yamaha Venture Horns
J & P 37.5w 75,000 candle power passing Lamps
H4 PIAA Bulb
Halogen 1157 Bulb
Custom paint by Copperhead Graphics, Charleston SC
Vista Universal Throttle Lock with 1” adapter
Spectra Glass Gas Filter
Spectra Nut Covers
Spectra Screw Caps
Spectra Valve Caps
Lever Covers w/fringe by Ted
Emgo Chrome oil filter
J & P Cycles Rear Running/Brake Lights
Mustang Seat
Dyna 2000 ignition
De Pretto Moto Instrument Cover
De Pretto Moto Hub Cover

Sounds like Cal has a lot more planned for this beauty over the next several months.  I can't wait to see what's next...
Enjoy that ride Cal...(Like you need to be told...)

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