AwardReflections

Reflections

Matt: I feel that this award is fairly justified as Stew does, at most times, play the game of life to the most sportsmanlike extent. I would have like to see Carl tie this up again but I'm pleased with the result

Carl: Yeah, thats alright. Even though rules help make everything run a lot smoother.

Stew: I voted for C, just because of his fairness rep and how whenever a Fatcamp activity gets underway this guy makes sure there is a rule for every aspect of the game......that's true sportsmanship.

Jody: The guy has a heart bigger than Nora's hole. He's like the village idiot in a cheap movie, everyone treats him like shit, but in the end, he'll donate his kidney to the bad guys daughter or something fucked up like that. Side note: It would all work out in the end because Stu's kidneys are so messed up (he shits puke) it'll end up killing the bad guys daughter anyway.

Reflections

Matt: I know that the girlfriend does pose a serious problem but I feel that's justified by my drive to take it to the max every night. Jode said some mean things about me being all talk and not enough cock but I'd like to see him explain the desire and perseverence of my kang once a girl jumps on my chest and my first and only thought is to thrust her up using only the slender moulds of her buttocks and have the balls to ask for a kiss afterwards. Explain that stego-back!

Carl: Most definitly the right guy to receive this reward. He proves himself on and off the court. The guy would fuck a chimp if it meant another head count for SLP.

Stew: For a guy that made a lot of fatcamp firsts, this award was given to the right man. Sure he may have a girlfriend but that doesn't stop him from makin' good reps with the ladies. Matt maintains his womanizing techniques on or off the field.

Jody: Two words...What Ever

Reflections

Matt: I've taken much criticism in this category for actually being on the ballot. Much of that came from Stew who, to this date has been the only "critic" of the infamous Fat Camp Awards. He's an ass, a very dumb ass. Congratulations boys, I voted for Carl.

Carl: I'm with Jody on this one. He treats like us shit when we show up and he still receives the reward. I don't care what you say, that kind of shit doesn't get you friends, only loyal servants.

Stew:

Jody: What can I say? If all it takes to win this award is cooking some pasta for your buddies every month or so, it's just not worth it.

Reflections

Matt: Over the past six months I've really poured it on mentally. Namely because Jode is away, but I will continue to improve and this tie with fatty is only the beginning of my hostile takeover of not only this category but Jode's friendship.

Carl: This was rigged. No way is that fucker any where near as smart as I am. He never goes to class gets accused of cheating and he gets most mentally improved? Pinch me.

Stew:

Jody; Everyone knows that I am God. God knows all, therefore he cannot learn anything and cannot improve mentally. That's why I didn't win.

Reflections

Matt: Jody is a mean sonofabitch and by voting for him in this category is the only way we can tell him that without fearing reparcussions. P.S. Jode, i didn't vote for you... c and stew did though. You have a majestic kang.

Carl: Probably the most accurate award given out this time. The mother fucker even makes girls cry.

Stew:

Jody: I can't believe these fucking assholes voted for me. That's such bullshit. I fucking hate all you assholes!

Reflections

Matt: I think Carl really stepped it up and wanted to rid himself of this title. Stew wasn't so lucky as he played scapegoat to Carl's desire to hang with the bigger kids (matt and Jody).

Carl: The guy leaves himself more open than Erin Benders schedule when Matt says he might stop by. Every gets a poke on Stu, just like everyone gets a poke on Erin.

Stew:

Jody: I think this award is too much like the sportsmanlike award. Fat Camp is about doin' shit and stuff not about defending yourself from shit and stuff. One award is enough.

Reflections

Matt: I voted for Carl because he looked really good in that Number one dad shirt. If it wasn't for that shirt I would have picked Stew. I know there's not much I can do to doctor the votes of so few but one day they will all realize that I'm only allowing them to bask in my beauty and gracious looks. It will soon end if your votes don't change... It will.

Carl: Me and Matt have been hittin the gym and stu has not. THe only thing that hurt Matt was his femine waste.

Stew:

Jody: Stu turned from a freakishly, androgonous, wierdo, to a girlfriend-havin', 30 year-old baggin', fuck hound, in just under a year. In the military, we have a name for what he's got...It's called moxy.

Reflections

Matt: In the only landslide of the Awards excluding MVP, Stew deserves this more than his dog sheeba deserves to be sprayed with a hose for a lengthy amount of time. Also I think this was so bad that Stew should have taken it upon himself to break the rules of the voting and vote for himself, what a fag. P.S. I won't forget about May Long anytime soon.

Carl:

Stew:

Jody: The guy sells-out more than Barbra Striesand concerts. I suggest killing his brother or something along that lines. But the other members (including Stu) would have some sort of moral problem with that. What a bunch of sell outs.

Reflections

Matt: There was no doubt in my mind that Stu Puking would take this award home for the second time in a row. No matter what the boys think there is no way there was any picture better than this one, not even that pic with carl and the baby (i'm trying to mention that picture as much as possible because in some way it makes me feel superior to carl and that's what i really need right now).

Carl:

Stew:

Jody: It's ironic that the only two people involved in taking this picture are the only ones who want to see it go. It's kind of like how Ringo still sings Beatles songs but John and Paul moved on to other things. Come to think of it I'm alot like John Lennon. He played lead, I play lead. He digs asain chicks, I dig asain chicks. He was killed 9 months before I was born. That's creepy ass shit.

Reflections

Matt: As long as it wasn't Carl it's still a victory for me

Carl: The most deserving member one. I can't argue with that.

Stew:

Jody: All it took, was to get the hell out of town. Sometimes I lay in bed in Jasper, a black ceiling staring back at me, the distant sound of an Elks fucking lulling me to sleep, and I wonder. Why? The Answer: To win this award is all I've ever lived for.