Histroy: Originally took place on a Thursday night when all the teens were at the bars and the boys would rather do circles on JB's quad. The name came from an excellent Jean Van Damme movie that received good reviews from the boys and Ebert. The keyhole part is self explanatory. Location: Any keyhole will do but the keyhole east of JB's driveway is the official keyhole. Not recomended that it played where there is heavy traffic or onlookers. Game Itslef: The tools needed are 1 quad, 1 long rope, two tubes and a pair of huge cahones. The driver goes around the keyhole at a speed of no less than 30 km/hr while two "Tubers" battle it out trying to make the other fall out of their tube and hopefully scrape their face on the melted part of the road or fly into some garbage cans. (Note: when hurtling at 50km/hr into garbage cans the nice thing to do is to scream "GARBAGE CANS!!!" as loud as possible in a slightly girlish tone, that way the driver of the quad will have time to turn around and watch you decapitate yourself) Games go up to five points with each "Tuber" earning a point by forcing the other "Tuber" to fall of his tube. However before a point is allowed the "Tuber" remaining on must make it around the keyhole one full rotation without falling off. These are the rules so Carl isn't allowed to make up anymore. Rules: When saying the name of the game it is to be said in a deep gothic voice that will make any onlookers tear up in fright. Negatives of the Game: It sometimes hurts to get kicked in the head. Name calling and frustration overshadows the fun. If anybody sees you doing it they'll think your stupid and have nothing else better to do on a saturday night. It's easy to get run-over. You smell like gas. It's cold. All Stew wants to do is play hockey on N64. Jody yells lot. Matt is too much of a woman to drive the quad. Fun Points (Out of 10): 7.5