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Jake Leston
"Just like fat dogs, fat guys can be cute too"
                                         C-Dog
Name on Official Fat Cam Membership Card: Heavy C
Alias:
C-Dog, C-Note, C, Tuby
Age:
19
Future Ambitions:
To make more money than Marla Maples
Instrument:
drums, back up tamberine
Other Memberships:
ALCB Masi, SSAB
Favorite Movie:
She's All That
Favorite Song:
Don't Go there Kimosabie
Best Feature:
Huge biceps from working out at the gym
Worst Feature:
Never going near social encounters with other people
Turn Ons:
boobs, ass
Turn Offs:
any situation where both Matt and Jody are present
YM Quote:
"If I were breaking up with a long time crush I would do it in person. Your not much of a man if you don't"
People I Don't Like:
The Fergessons, Christians, Cops
Favorite T.V. Show: Popular, Roswell and Maximum Exposure
Animal most like himself: Pigeon, I'm always desicrating stuff with fecies
Famous Fatcamp Quote:
Hey Fat Matt why don't you go to Fat Camp (it begins)
Favorite Fat Camp Video (and why):
the one were Jode is playing strip poker and notices his wang is showing, its ironic
Favorite Fat Camp Weekend:
May long 99', we are some tuff fucks
Best Fatcamp Pairing: Me and Jody HAD some good times until that lousy Mexican came on the scene. He stole Jode's anal virginity and weaseled his way into Fat Camp. Matt may have Jody for now but my time at the gym is really going to pay off, he can't dismiss me any more. As for Stew, what can I say he got me through some tough times.
"Dream This"
Written by Jake Leston, performed by ALCB Masi

Little rabits hopping around,
Birds a chirpin their lovely song,
Rainbows and flowers in full effect
Dreamin of kisses makes me wet!

Dream this, Dream this,
Dream that,
Dream Fatcamp

Girls with tight shirts,
All lined in a row,
I wonder if one of them will give me a blow?

Dream this, dream this,
Dream that,
Think Fat!

Skanks a plenty is all I see,
Droppin their pance for a little of my honey.
If only they knew, I never wear a sleve,
I think they might be a little peived.

Dream this, Dream this,
Dream that,
Fat is Phat!
Dream this, Dream this,
Dream that!
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