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Name on Official Fat Cam Membership Card: Heavy C Alias: C-Dog, C-Note, C, Tuby Age: 19 Future Ambitions: To make more money than Marla Maples Instrument: drums, back up tamberine Other Memberships: ALCB Masi, SSAB Favorite Movie: She's All That Favorite Song: Don't Go there Kimosabie Best Feature: Huge biceps from working out at the gym Worst Feature: Never going near social encounters with other people Turn Ons: boobs, ass Turn Offs: any situation where both Matt and Jody are present YM Quote: "If I were breaking up with a long time crush I would do it in person. Your not much of a man if you don't" People I Don't Like: The Fergessons, Christians, Cops Favorite T.V. Show: Popular, Roswell and Maximum Exposure Animal most like himself: Pigeon, I'm always desicrating stuff with fecies Famous Fatcamp Quote: Hey Fat Matt why don't you go to Fat Camp (it begins) Favorite Fat Camp Video (and why): the one were Jode is playing strip poker and notices his wang is showing, its ironic Favorite Fat Camp Weekend: May long 99', we are some tuff fucks Best Fatcamp Pairing: Me and Jody HAD some good times until that lousy Mexican came on the scene. He stole Jode's anal virginity and weaseled his way into Fat Camp. Matt may have Jody for now but my time at the gym is really going to pay off, he can't dismiss me any more. As for Stew, what can I say he got me through some tough times. |
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Written by Jake Leston, performed by ALCB Masi
Little rabits hopping around, Birds a chirpin their lovely song, Rainbows and flowers in full effect Dreamin of kisses makes me wet!
Dream this, Dream this, Dream that, Dream Fatcamp
Girls with tight shirts, All lined in a row, I wonder if one of them will give me a blow?
Dream this, dream this, Dream that, Think Fat!
Skanks a plenty is all I see, Droppin their pance for a little of my honey. If only they knew, I never wear a sleve, I think they might be a little peived.
Dream this, Dream this, Dream that, Fat is Phat! Dream this, Dream this, Dream that! |
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