We started a Band in the summer of 96
There are only four members
One who plays a mean stick
Out of the blue we thought of a name
Some call it stupid but to us its more than a game
It's lasted the test of time
with only one certain line
A L C B
what does it mean to me?
A L C B
Why can't the world see?
A.L.C.B. Masi
Jump a board kids were bigger than Degrassi
Fans always ask us what do you stand for,
is it All Lives Can be a Bore/
or Anybody Lucky Can Be in a war
It's none of these it's never been
We'll never sellout and stay true to the scene
Because Kids All Losers Corrugate Boxes!!!
Anybody can start a band
Losers, geeks, a man with a tan
Could you all just read line nineteen
Because that's what we mean
A L C B
An extra way to spread our scene
A L C B
Try to say it with me
A.L.C.B. Masi
Were catching on quick, faster than I go to classy
If you ever take a trip down Mulhurst way
You brought your camper and need a place to stay
Just take a quick trip down to Lido's
Maybe pick up a pack a Colts or some Dorrito's
Drive by some girls on the sand
They'll be nice and hot perpatrating a tan
But just don't think of driving through
Because of Old Man Jobson, Here's what he'll do
He might yell at you or chase you down
He might cuss at you and wear frown
But we had Scruffs to cover our back
When we were down he got us back on track
And he said... Oh I'm just lookin for a man
everywhere I can, He might live here if we could just peek in
And he goes by the name of Mr. Slim
But Old Man Jobson knew the score
He said I ain't never seen this Mr. Slim before
So we left the grounds in that purple truck
We'd had our fun but we were outta luck
But maybe we could get drunk tonight
Go down to the dance and Stu would get in a fight
Matts got a 26 of RR and the sooner we start
The sooner we can go tip golf carts
There's plenty to do but I don't doubt
Maybe flaming Molotovvs or egg girl scouts
So if your at the lake and You see this dude
Just keep driving and come to Stu's
We can rock and roll all night and party everyday
Whatever you do, don't go near Jobsons WAAAAAAAY