Kitty on a leash,
A kitty on a leash,
No food in it's bowl,
No water in it's dish,
I think its very mean, to leave him on his own,
He's gonna get a beating, then left there just to moan.
Kitty on a leash, A kitty on a leash
He must be nearly starving, I'm sure he wants some quiche,
That must be his wish.......
And.......his......master probaly scolds him,
Because he never learns, to wipe his shitty bottom or when he eats the ferns
That..... were.....planted by his master,
Who gives him good linches but the kitty repays him by eating the Crutches out of her ginches !!
Kitty on a leash, a kitty on a leash
He smells so very pretty, while his owner smells like fish,
He must be getting hot, as he's laying in the sun
But I know he shouldn't be there, that's no place for fun.
You see he can not run, that is no fun
And he hasn't got a hun, doubly no fun.
He's been shot at with a gun, someone thought it would be fun
But there's one thing he has done, and yes it was very fun
While a pussy cat came near, he shoved his dink in her ear!
............HOLY SHIT !!!!!! DAT'S A BAD PUSSY
Kitty on a leash, a kitty on a leash
He looks so very tempting, his name it must be Meesh,
His owners such a bitch, she is a total spaz,
Locks her kitty on a leash, you'd think it's Alcatraz I'll get one too"
If you don't believe that he's tough shit
Just ask the pedestrians that he's hit
His bark ain't worse than his bite
Just look both ways and you'll be allright
He don't drink beer and he wears "No Fear"
He's got ripped jeans and he's on the rugby team
"My bulldogs stickers are the toughest you've seen"
(CHORUS)
(GUITAR SOLO)
(Spoken)
We rode in that truck on the way to Taco Bell
The man wore Oakleys and had a wierd smell
He was no Adam Swonek but he knew a thing or two
About shifting and driving and even a little lying too
But on one fateful day going to A&B sound
There was a thump and then a woman on the ground
Soon the cops came and the insurance man later
His bank account was dryer than a Louisiana Gator
(Chorus, Fade to end)