The time of givin' has come around again
Happiness to the infinite power of ten
Buyin' clothes for my bitch, to make her look phat
All I want is a primo gat!
My mama makin' food that 'ull fill me up
Stealin' my food you die, hup hup hup!
-CHORUS-
Everybody at this time of year does get lonely
Everybody at this time of cheer does get horny
Maybe Christmas I'll get some action
But the girlies say I gots to learn subtraction
It's Christmas eve and the sugar plums are dancin'
Eight tiny reindeer and a fatty are prancin'
The little boys are trying to catch a peep
While the bitches are all asleep, Man they stipid yo!
-CHORUS-
Well you know the rest of the Christmas story
Fatty Kris Kringle gets all the glory
So don't be hopin' to get a pocket of pussy
JUST GET UP OFF YOUR WRINKLY ASS AND FIND SOME BITCH IN THE CORNER!!!!
PEACE I'M OUTTA HERE !!!!!
The Dark Knight is alone again
His 12 sided die are his only friends
If life could only be like the his Role Playing Games
He wouldn't have to hide from the hurt and the pain
Just once he'd like to save the Elf Queen,
But those damn Jock dudes gotta be so fuckin mean,
So he cries himself to sleep on his IKEA pillow
With dreams of slutty maidens and the movie Willow
The Dark Knight is alone again
His 12 sided die are his only friends
Soaring through the air on a dragons back
Lookout for my Broad-sword attack
In here I ain't gonna take your shit
Oh, man that was a Five point hit
Let's see you throw a football now,
I'll fuck you up you letter-man sow!