Well I'm Babee Gee and I'm here to say
If ya'll wanna get righteous just hang with me
I'm the son of god but I'll bust you up
I'll hit below the belt so wear a cup
If ya'll don't believe in the good lords love
We'll go toe to toe and drop the gloves
Cause I'm here to do one thing and that's give life
But if you don't watch out I'll fuck your wife
If Satan's in the crowd I wanna hear it loud
Babee Gee Rocks the House
If Big Reds messin with you just sing it proud
Babee Gee Rocks the House
I gots long hair but I'll fuck a chick
I'll knock you up with my holy dick
But the man that I'm really here to screw
He be temptin Adam and Eve now he be temptin you
Lucifer thinks he can put my homeys down
I'll bust him up undaground
I'll bust him up within inches of his life
I'll fuck his daughter then I'll fuck his wife
I'm the man with the master plan
and I won't stop till the Jews are my number one fan
If Satan's in the crowd I wanna hear it loud
Babee Gee Rocks the House
If Big Reds messin with you just sing it proud
Babee Gee Rocks the House
Those agnostic fucks who don't belive
When you get to heaven there'll be no reprieve
Get ready for a great big fall
And when you land in Hell tell them Babee Gee sent ya'll
Some peeps think being me is fun and games
but I'm here to make you feel my pain
My old lady was the Virgin Mary
she couldn't get laid cause her back was hairy
And my birthdays on December 25th
On Christmas day I get half the gifts
Once upon a time threw a dinner bash
The next day one of my homeboys sold me out for a bag full'a cash
Leo Davinci painted me that night
But I was so tanked got in a fight
I said "One of you Fucks will mess with me"
"Oh shit I think I gotta pee"
Then a had a run in with those Roman Shits
They didn't think twice about puttin me on a crucifix
But I a spooky dude and don't like being dead
So I rose a gain just to mess with their head
Because just when you think I'm dead gone
I'll come back to life and sing this song
If Satan's in the crowd I wanna hear it loud
BABEE GEE ROCKS THE HOUSE
If Big Red's messin with you just sing it proud
BABEE GEE ROCKS THE HOUSE
I don't take shit, I'll throw a fit, Fuck with me and you'll get hit
You know the nest line so come on and yell it
BABEE GEE ROCKS THE HOUSE
Say What?
BABEE GEE ROCKS THE HOUSE
YEAAAAAH MUTHA FUCKA
BABEE GEE ROCKS THE HOUSE
He drives through signs he doesn't even care
Only one lucky chick will see inside his underwear
He stays up all night looking for a fight,
All searchin's done when he finds Carl in his sight.
Scruffs has changed and is now uncontrolable, He's got more guts than that fucker Clayton Cable.
He drinks so much, like hyena out of control
(pause) ... or at least he says SO!
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Breakin', Bustin', Smashin', Crashin' when's it gonna stop
Maybe one day he'll get busted by a cop.
We can only hope to keep him off the street,
Because it's never safe when Adam's not on feet.
He's got two sisters who will try to follow in his steps,
But they better back down because there no Bernadette.
He used to shine for the girls with his blonde locks,
But now it's all gone scruff and WHAT A NICE COCK!!!
He hurts you with one solid blow,
The best part about it, is he doesn't mind that's it's low.
He no longer has time for his once loyal boys,
Tim, RD and Megan seem to be his new mission toys.
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