Who's that dog with all white fur?
She's got a strange disease even love can't cure
Got an ass full of shit, leaves a stain where she sits
We'd love to kick her in the head and that's for sure
But the Fat Camp's against cruelty to pets
We can't bring to die at the local vets
So what do we do in the absence of Stu
Kick her in the head tell her comma sets
(CHORUS)
Sheeba, kick her in the head
steal her bed
she won't get fed
Till our papers read
Shmeeba, Till the deed is done
we'll have fun
she won't get none
If Stu comes we'll have to run
We once sprayed her with a hose,
none of this her master STew knows.
She yelped and whimpered until she was drenched,
Matt and Jody laughed louder than a filthy wench
If sheeba could talk she'd say "yelp, yelp"
but she can't cuz she's a dog with out any help
Stew really likes her and that we cannot rid
But maybe one day she'll get that final kick in the head
CHORUS
As Song fades out...
Matt: come here puppy, we won't hurt you
Jody: yeah come here big puppy your so cute
sheeba: hhhh, hhh, sniff, lick, sniff YELP
Matt: don't you fucking yelp at me you piece of shit, I'll kick you in the .... HY-yA... head!
Sheeba: YEEEEEEELP
Jody: Your fucking dead dog! KA-zAAAM
Sheeba:YEEEEELP
Matt: Get that butchers knife were gonna do some emergency KICKING ASS... SHE-pOOOOOW
Jody: I think it's dead .... BAAA-nOOOOCKA
Matt: yeah I think your right... WAAA-mAAADY
Sheeba: (very quietly) bark, yelp, bark
Matt: You fucking bitch! KA... Hey she is a bitch...ZOOOOLA
Jody: Good one Matt, Lets see you bark now you fucking white excuse for a mutt JOOO-nOOOPA
Stew: WHAT HAVE YOU BOYS DONE! OHHHH SHIT.... MY MOM'S GONNA KILL ME, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EAT ALL THE NACHOS, I"M DEAD! MEAT!?!
Stu's life SUUUUUUUCKS
He bangs up his mommas car
Suffers in school from severely shitty marks
Can't hold a real job
He can't get a girl to polish off his virgin knob
Even his friends write songs about his shitty LYYYYYYFE!!!
So he goes to his lake
Try's to get away from the hurt and the pain
but his buds follow him there
just when he needs them out of his hair
"Break out the cards"
"Pour us a drink"
"Make sure you wash those dishes in the
SIIIIIIIINK"
And he's singing
(sung softly ala Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat)
Why can't you leave me a lone
At the lake, at my house and on the phone
you beat me down to bring yourself up
just once i'd like a stroke of luck
(Jode starts to screamin the background)
Fuck him
Fuck her
Fuck you
I won't stop till Stu's winless at spoons
FUUUUUUCK
(rocking 7 minute guitar solo)
FUUUUUUUCK
(Jode screams Fuck untill his voice gives out)
(instruments slowly fade out)
(Stu's voice comes out from the background)
You won't even let me sing my own sooooong