Jody's a Jerk
a mother fucking jerk
a cock sucking jerk
He hates us toooooooooooooooo......
He's only in it for himself,
His mother fucking self
His cock sucking self
He has a nice Kaaaaaaaaaang.......
He calls you at home when he's got nothing to do.
And while he's talking he'll be taking a poo.
He makes fun of everyone when there not around,
You could be tall, skinny, ugly or round.
Sometimes I'd wish he'd just get off my back,
But then I remember that he gets chicks with that sack.
He's in love with his penis
His mother fucking penis
His cock scuking penis
He has a Stego- Baaaaaaaaaack..........
His hair's a mess and so are his grades
He'll never finish school but he loves to get paid
Outdoing, fighting, fucking, dumping
It's what he does best so don't ever diss him
Cause just just might make up and he'll be pissin'
ON YOUR HEAD!
He has his own credit card
His mother fucking credit
His cock sucking credit
He's a spoiled Braaaaaaaaaaaat.......
He only likes punk because his sister said its cool,
and when we go over he won't let us swim in his pool.
He throws nice parties when his parents are away,
But if you make late night noise, his place you do not stay.
He wakes up late and always in a bad mood
But you'll have to admit he's one cool dude!
CHANT
Jody is a Jerk -sing it-
Jody is a Jerk -all the girls now-
Jody is a Jerk -I can't hear you-
....
pid up, pid up, pid up
Jody is a Jerk
JODY IS A JERK!!!!!!!
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah..... FLY!!!
CHORUS
Hello, my name is Stew
6' foot 1", and my eyes are blue.
Don't be confused if you heard of me before
I once had a job, knockin' on your door
Me multi-talented
and do a lot of thing,
But now "A Janitor", it has a nice ring
CHORUS
My first summer job was cleanin' up shit,
Probaly the stench just made me quit,
During this stint, I learned lotsa stuff
I bullied the goats, didn't take no gruff
CHORUS
Couple of years went by workin' with pets
So I tried my hand at carpentry
I got slivers ........... I got slivers
CHORUS
One week of woodwork, I went insane
Next was K-Days, it lasted only 4 days
(I said to myself, "Stew you've done it again")
Moved my job over to cutting some hays
It payed real nice and was really fun
But it only lasted for days one one
CHORUS
So I thought since I had my faulters
Better get back into the game
Got a job workin' for a guy named Walters
Knockin' on doors, sellin' gas was lame
I don't think I got paid
It was a clean scam ........ NEXT!
I now clean the halls at my old high school
Carrying a mop, I bet my ma n' pa are real proud
Checkin' out grade tenners really makes the cut
Eyein' up the teachers, they got some good butts
So now my career is up to date
And my life depends on fate
So now I'll leave you be
I think I spot some pee.