Fat Matt
Age: 20
Future Ambitions: Teach highschool classes and marry into a rich family so there is enough financial support to fund lawsuits regarding inappropriate touching of female students.
Other memberships: Scoundralous Lady Pleasurers, A.L.C.B. MASI
Best feature: Drive to see womens face when she cums... over to his house for dinner.
Worst feature: Dark complexion
Turn ons: anybody who says no
Turn offs: Chicks with no boyfriends
YM quote: "I want to make love not sex"
People I don't Like: Ryan Mitchell, pagans
Most compatible Fat Camp Member: Jody because when we go for a night on the town the looks we get show us, or just me, that the ladies are melting in front of our wild rose hearts.
Animal most like himself: The Zebra. The wild passion and good looks. Just ask the beer lady.
Famous Fat Camp Quotes: "I can run faster than border patrol, just watch!"
Favorite Fat Camp Video Clip (and why): Jody streaking Hazel street because it's not every day I get a boner from watching one of my pals run around residental areas with nothing on but a smile
Favorite Fat Camp Weekend (and why): May long '99 because I got some from "Sneakers"
Best Kept Secret: Crush on Stew's mom
