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Name on Official Fat Camp Membership Card: Big Jode
Alias: J.B., Flatliner, Cube Root, The Conundrum
Age: 19
Instrument: Lead guitar, Vocals
Future Ambitions: To live in Carl's basement once C makes it big on Bay Street
Other memberships: Scoundralous Lady Pleasurers, A.L.C.B. MASI, SSAB
Favorite Movies: Runaway Bride, Jack Frost
Favorite Song: Say My Name Destiny's Child
Best feature: Shadow back
Worst feature: The fact that you can see his ribs
Turn ons: long walks, rainy days and asian lesbian schoolgirls
Turn offs: penises
YM quote: "I can't understand why guys treat women like dirt. I mean dirt has done so much more for us over the years!"
People I hate: Francine, fascists, and Mexicans
Favorite T.V. show: Blind Date
Animal most like himself: Camel. he has a hump and he loves camel toes.
Famous Fat Camp Quote: "Go fuck yourself. I hate you." After his dad told him he had to mow the lawn if he wanted a new house
Favorite Fat Camp Video Clip (and why): Stu slamming his ass into the side of his moms hood and leaving a huge dent, its good because its such a metaphor for Stu's life. He not only dents the car but he also had a bruise on his ass the size of a babies head.
Favorite Fat Camp Weekend (and why): May long '99 because it had every element of a classic Fat Camp weekend. A big mission, Girls, puking, Kineeping and bogus shrooms
Best Fat Camp pairing: With all do respect to C and Stu, when me and Matt are out on the town no girl can turn away. SIDE NOTE: I may be a better pair with Matt but if Carl says he is a better pair with Stu he's lying. He is only saying that to spite me. Stu on the other hand really is better off when he's not around me because then he actually has self-esteem.
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